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Hi Lynn.
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May 23, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Just a reminder to all you paranoids out there:
We know who you are, and we're watching you.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 17, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Hey, good to see you again, Barry.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 10, 2012 at 10:22 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/9/2012)
Jeff Moden (5/9/2012)
Lynn Pettis (5/9/2012)
Sorry for the code, but I need a place to keep these solutions for a hypothetical problem on another thread.
Wow! Working with Oracle...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm
L' Eomot Inversé (5/3/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (5/3/2012)
However, I reserve and defend the right to continue "snarking" here in The Thread. 😀
Snarking is fair enough, but I hope "boojuming" is...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm
NO !!!
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 3, 2012 at 8:58 am
Good point, Sean. I've will confess to being a really bad offender in the past. Nowadays, I post less, and then only if I...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 3, 2012 at 8:54 am
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 1, 2012 at 3:45 pm
facturan.antonio (4/30/2012)
I'm really grateful for all the help you've shared. Analyzing the formulas takes a lot of time for me to somehow grasp what does it do. ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 30, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Here is a link to a blog by Isaac Kunen discussing "nearest neighbor" solutions using spatial functions in SQL 2008. (This query will actually become fairly easy in SQL...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 28, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Its not that nasty, it's a fairly straightforward parse, BUT....
Column
Home/Documents/Text/Files/
Home/Documents/Text
Home/Documents/Text/Files/XYZ.txt
Home/Documents/Text/Files/
Home/Documents/
There is no "Text" in the last line of your input, yet you want it to appear in your output.
It "Text"...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 28, 2012 at 8:58 pm
As a general rule, stay away from scalar functions, especially ones that contain SELECT statements. I assume this is what you are talking about because you want to...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 28, 2012 at 8:52 pm
Lynn, have you ever considered asking an OP to include himself in an execution plan?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 28, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Nice hat, Roy 😎
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 27, 2012 at 12:47 pm
I have a question: How can there be a past edition of DBCC TIMEWARP?
Conceptually, I thought that there was only one version that was and is and...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 26, 2012 at 10:50 pm
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