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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Patience

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    omniscient

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (6/24/2013)


    You shrunk a database? How could you???

    :hehe:

    Yeah, they told me at PASS that every time you shrink a database a puppy gets killed. :crying:

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  • RE: Big Performance Problem with Merge Statement

    For best performance with a MERGE, its a good idea to have both source and target tables indexed on the columns used to determine a MATCH. Other suggestions...

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  • RE: Do I have to use repetative joins to get values

    Here is an illustration of what I think you're talking about. If my assumptions are wrong, please change the code up to illustrate generally what your tables...

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  • RE: Do I have to use repetative joins to get values

    To be sure you get a coded and tested solution, it would help if you could post up some sample data and an expected result set. The people...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    opc.three (6/20/2013)


    Voight

    Nulland

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (6/20/2013)


    Cliff Jones (6/20/2013)


    sing4you (6/20/2013)


    Margarita

    Tequila

    Sunrise

    Salt

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (6/20/2013)


    Grant Fritchey (6/20/2013)


    WayneS (6/19/2013)


    GilaMonster (6/19/2013)


    Please tell me I'm reading that last post from the OP wrong.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1464172-391-1.aspx

    Wow...

    +Infinity

    * infinity

    (making sounds of head exploding)

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  • RE: How to group by date in a date range

    Sorry if I misunderstood. I would like to add my thanks for your taking time to post the problem with sample data.

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Daniel Bowlin (6/20/2013)


    SQLRNNR (6/18/2013)


    JAZZ Master (6/18/2013)


    Daniel Bowlin (6/18/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/18/2013)


    t-boned

    Ouch!!

    Insurance Hike

    Insurance Drop

    Lemon drop

    Gummy bear

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  • RE: smart first name matching in TSQL

    I never knew you were descended from mercenaries.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (6/19/2013)


    Please tell me I'm reading that last post from the OP wrong.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1464172-391-1.aspx

    Yeah. No good can come from that situation unless he confesses to his client that the...

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  • RE: smart first name matching in TSQL

    I am going to add one more wrinkle... initials. Bill Smith may actually be J. W. Smith, but the logic you are talking about would eliminate...

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  • RE: How to group by date in a date range

    If I understood you correctly, your problem isn't really how to group by a date: GROUP BY [ASSIGNED] takes care of that. I'm sure you...

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