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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (7/31/2014)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (7/31/2014)

    SQLRNNR (7/31/2014)

    William J. Fellows (7/31/2014)

    To qualify my statement, Steve stares at my legs a lot. 😛

    Well, you have good looking legs.

    :exclamation:Unwanted details:sick:

    Task achieved!!

    Surely there are pictures floating...

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    July 31, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    #1734250

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    If its a fish, why are the solutions still working? Shouldn't they only have lasted the extent of a single meal?

    There is a huge difference between getting the right answer...

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    July 30, 2014 at 12:07 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I wasn't following the conversation about SO because I personally haven't spent much time there. But it persisted long enough to make it worth reading back from the...

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    July 30, 2014 at 11:52 am

    #1733737

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    RE: Classic Rock and Three chords.

    I think Cheech and Chong said it best

    I'm so bloody rich

    I own apartment buildings and shopping centers.

    And I only know *three* chords!!!

    --Earache My...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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    July 29, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    #1733389

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    But country music is no longer country music. It is now classic rock.

    PLAY FREEBIRRRRRRRRD !!!

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    July 29, 2014 at 2:37 pm

    #1733388

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (7/29/2014)

    bantrim (7/29/2014)

    This isn't a water cooler. This is a 24 hour all-you-can eat buffet with hard liquor and amphetamines.

    :hehe::-D

    That's funny

    All great humor is grounded in pain and truth.

    Country...

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    July 29, 2014 at 9:03 am

    #1733251

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    And, asking clarifying questions, offering opinion, or engaging in discussion are all frowned on.

    You have to admit, they pretty much shout this from the hills, so its not like...

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    July 28, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    #1733005

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Now THIS is a Terminator...

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    July 28, 2014 at 2:21 pm

    #1733002

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ; -- This is a totally irrelevant semicolon. If it is truly a terminator, what does it terminate?

    select something from something

    ; -- Everyone should be happy with this, because...

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    July 28, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    #1732978

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    patrickmcginnis59 10839 (7/28/2014)

    I had sort of wondered about that, with some of the ways you guys talk about posters, maybe making the thread private isn't that bad an idea. I...

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    July 28, 2014 at 11:54 am

    #1732958

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I personally would do it like this

    ;Statement1

    ;Statement2

    ;Statement3

    ; -- yes, one left over

    Why? Because even with indentation, semicolons can get lost over on the right side of...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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    July 28, 2014 at 10:45 am

    #1732927

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I respect and admire all you guys for your professionalism, and often restraint, in dealing with all manner of questions. Steve does a great job of reining...

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    July 28, 2014 at 9:52 am

    #1732899

  • RE: Summer, Summer, Summertime

    We took a short but wonderful vacation down to New Orleans to enjoy fabulous food and good times. We went people-watching on Bourbon Street, where they do cheap and...

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    July 25, 2014 at 2:17 pm

    #1732528

  • RE: SQL procedure Query Performance issue

    Another clarification needed. When you say "fetching" 230,000 rows do you mean that is the number of rows returned, or is that the size of the source...

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    July 24, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    #1732205

  • RE: T-SQL : Problem with WHEN ... CASE

    Sean Pearce (7/16/2014)

    SELECT ID, Code, Value1

    FROM Table1 T1

    WHERE ISNULL(T1.[Code], 'NULL') IN (@Param)

    One thing about the code above. It is always going to produce a table scan, because...

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    July 24, 2014 at 12:13 am

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