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Gail,
Warren Zevon was a singer/songwriter who died a few years ago. One of his greatest hits was a song called "Werewolves of London", which I just parodied....
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 4, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at PASS in Seattle...
And his code was perfect....
Ahoooooooooooo
Werewolves of SQL
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 4, 2009 at 10:39 am
Yet another reason to grant legal entity status to AIs... 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 4, 2009 at 10:25 am
The logic seems a little more complicated than it has to be. I think you can just use LEFT joins in place of your subqueries and simply...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 4, 2009 at 9:19 am
Sorry to be redundant, kruti 🙂
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 1, 2009 at 7:51 am
Think of it this way:
A place to store the results of the calculation must exist somewhere in memory prior to the calculation. The work doesn't just take place in...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm
The parody was good, but not brilliant. It's probably still out there somewhere.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 30, 2009 at 10:22 am
john.arnott (4/30/2009)
Bob Hovious (4/29/2009)
... and of course "I'm gonna hit you with this crowbar until you go away!"So, you're telling us that Darth Vader wrote "Catcher in the Rye?";-)
No, John,...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 30, 2009 at 9:55 am
I'm a legend in my my own mind 😉
Seriously, there are people on this site who know a LOT more about SQL than I do. Remember, in the...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 30, 2009 at 7:22 am
... and of course "I'm gonna hit you with this crowbar until you go away!"
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 29, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I saw "Star Wars" on opening night, Lynn. The special effects were astounding for that point in time. One of my college buddies and I drove...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 29, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I'm also going to take a hard look at partitioning the table, but that will require a little more education on my part before I dive into it.
Word of advice:...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 29, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Michael, nobody is saying your baby is ugly. 🙂 Sure you are proud to have it published, but many of us already have calendar tables that...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 29, 2009 at 11:45 am
All you need is empty strings with the same column headings as in your original query. The datatypes shouldn't conflict with your original query, because only one of...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 29, 2009 at 10:32 am
I loaded your code into Management Studio and the syntax checks out fine in 2005. I suspect the ADP designer just can't handle it, but it should...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 29, 2009 at 10:04 am
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