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Hmmmm.... someone discovered DBCC TIMEWARP.
May 5, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Gail,
Warren Zevon was a singer/songwriter who died a few years ago. One of his greatest hits was a song called "Werewolves of London", which I just parodied....
May 4, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at PASS in Seattle...
And his code was perfect....
Ahoooooooooooo
Werewolves of SQL
May 4, 2009 at 10:39 am
Yet another reason to grant legal entity status to AIs... 😉
May 4, 2009 at 10:25 am
The logic seems a little more complicated than it has to be. I think you can just use LEFT joins in place of your subqueries and simply...
May 4, 2009 at 9:19 am
Think of it this way:
A place to store the results of the calculation must exist somewhere in memory prior to the calculation. The work doesn't just take place in...
April 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm
The parody was good, but not brilliant. It's probably still out there somewhere.
April 30, 2009 at 10:22 am
john.arnott (4/30/2009)
Bob Hovious (4/29/2009)
... and of course "I'm gonna hit you with this crowbar until you go away!"So, you're telling us that Darth Vader wrote "Catcher in the Rye?";-)
No, John,...
April 30, 2009 at 9:55 am
I'm a legend in my my own mind 😉
Seriously, there are people on this site who know a LOT more about SQL than I do. Remember, in the...
April 30, 2009 at 7:22 am
... and of course "I'm gonna hit you with this crowbar until you go away!"
April 29, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I saw "Star Wars" on opening night, Lynn. The special effects were astounding for that point in time. One of my college buddies and I drove...
April 29, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I'm also going to take a hard look at partitioning the table, but that will require a little more education on my part before I dive into it.
Word of advice:...
April 29, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Michael, nobody is saying your baby is ugly. 🙂 Sure you are proud to have it published, but many of us already have calendar tables that...
April 29, 2009 at 11:45 am
All you need is empty strings with the same column headings as in your original query. The datatypes shouldn't conflict with your original query, because only one of...
April 29, 2009 at 10:32 am
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