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Jeff, I thought the problem would make you want to fling pork chops. You usually hate breaking things apart and putting them together in the database instead of...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Hey y'all. I think I finally have something that would make a good short article. Have any of you ever seen something like this? ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 5:16 pm
To my amazement, this can be done. I sort of spaced out while playing with this and when I regained consciousness here it was. The query plan...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I am wearing my colander.
I just didn't have it on the day the picture was taken 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 4:49 pm
For a limited time only... my real face. Just so I won't have to wear a biohazard mask to the SSC Casino.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm
You're welcome.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Pleased to meet you, Jon.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 9:32 am
My apologies for not reading it in the entirety. I will go back and do that now. Thanks. 🙂
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 8:05 am
Right you are, Alvin 😀
Jack and Gail: I'm not sure if they serve coffee in Seattle. But, if so, you are both covered 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 7:58 am
Steve Jones - Editor (10/27/2009)
Ditto, Bob, looking forward to it.
Joke for today.
Bob walks into a bar in Seattle. It's crowded with PASS participants. He hollers out:
"When I drink,...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 7:35 am
dmoldovan (10/27/2009)
Bob, Tom - please see http://sqlblog.com/blogs/jonathan_kehayias/archive/2009/02/19/sql-tip-keep-your-presentation-logic-in-your-presentation-layer.aspx...
Let me be clear, my comments about the usefulness of convert are in the context of doing an import data task, or a one-off...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 7:21 am
You're welcome, Jeff. 🙂
Grant, I'm a poor substitute for Jeff, but I'd be happy to have a drink with you next week. I'll even buy...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 7:02 am
Toreador (10/27/2009)
Surely date formatting should normally be part of the presentation layer? I always return the whole datetime value and format it on the client, using their regional settings etc.
Good...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 27, 2009 at 6:29 am
Really sorry to hear that, Jeff.
(Say... are you going to finish the rest of those pork chops..... ??)
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 26, 2009 at 9:51 pm
I think that Microsoft is the sole authority on what B-Tree means in their systems, although like everyone else I learned that the "b" in b-tree stood for binary and...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
October 26, 2009 at 9:47 pm
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