You're welcome. Best of luck to you, Glen.

I didn't go there either, Jason.

I'm a picker... I'm a grinner...

I use CURSORs... I'm a sinner.... 😉

The situation you are describing here is one...

Grrrrrrrrrrr.... I can't get my mind back on work. Oldies tunes keep running through my head.

Some people call me the SQL Cowboy.

Some people call me the...

Gail, can I get your autograph if I buy a copy? (I'm buying one anyway, but hey.)

Come to think of it, I need to get Grant's too. ...

Your input is always welcome, Emperor Paulpatine. Your solution is cool. I even like the use of SQL_VARIANT. The execution plan also looks sweet, although...

Roy: I would advise against it, yes.

Everyone else: FOR PITY'S SAKE PEOPLE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.

We'll be dropping like flies if this...

Add alcohol and we can all watch Roy party like a rock star... or go into a coma.

Really glad to hear you're okay, Roy. I hope everyone else is going to be alright. Dang, need to generate more good vibes in the...

Thanks for the feedback, Jason. I'm going to test them at larger volumes if Wayne doesn't, but that will probably have to wait until after next week.

Hey Jason, better go look at that thread again.

I stumbled past what looks to be a much cleaner solution from Peter Brinkhaus. We're just...

You're welcome, Wayne. Please let us know which you finally go with and why. If one is significantly faster than the other, I'd like to...

DOH!!

Peter, I've been using Cross-Joins to expand tables forever and it never occurred to me last night. I think that your solution has serious merit and that Wayne...

It's a black hole of suckishness... beyond the event horizon, even.