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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I didn't go there either, Jason.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'm a picker... I'm a grinner...

    I use CURSORs... I'm a sinner.... 😉

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  • RE: Unexpected consequence of update from multiple rows

    If you attempt to update a record from a subquery expression that returns multiple rows, you get an error, as you would expect.

    The situation you are describing here is one...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grrrrrrrrrrr.... I can't get my mind back on work. Oldies tunes keep running through my head.

    Some people call me the SQL Cowboy.

    Some people call me the...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gail, can I get your autograph if I buy a copy? (I'm buying one anyway, but hey.)

    Come to think of it, I need to get Grant's too. ...

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  • RE: Trying to UnPivot without using multiple selects unioned together

    Your input is always welcome, Emperor Paulpatine. Your solution is cool. I even like the use of SQL_VARIANT. The execution plan also looks sweet, although...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy: I would advise against it, yes.

    Everyone else: FOR PITY'S SAKE PEOPLE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.

    We'll be dropping like flies if this...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Add alcohol and we can all watch Roy party like a rock star... or go into a coma.

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Really glad to hear you're okay, Roy. I hope everyone else is going to be alright. Dang, need to generate more good vibes in the...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Thanks for the feedback, Jason. I'm going to test them at larger volumes if Wayne doesn't, but that will probably have to wait until after next week.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hey Jason, better go look at that thread again.

    I stumbled past what looks to be a much cleaner solution from Peter Brinkhaus. We're just...

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  • RE: Trying to UnPivot without using multiple selects unioned together

    You're welcome, Wayne. Please let us know which you finally go with and why. If one is significantly faster than the other, I'd like to...

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  • RE: Trying to UnPivot without using multiple selects unioned together

    DOH!!

    Peter, I've been using Cross-Joins to expand tables forever and it never occurred to me last night. I think that your solution has serious merit and that Wayne...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    It's a black hole of suckishness... beyond the event horizon, even.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hey, don't think I always stumble into sweet-smelling stuff. :w00t:

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