Greetings Flo 🙂

We're not in production yet, but I want to ask you about your comparisons. I would expect MERGE to use more CPUs and reads than...

Well, bless-a my soul, Gus! 😛

... or a trebuchet !!!

Glad you made it home safely to the Land of No Bandwidth, Gail.

Oh yeah that's right... Thursday is speedos.

Wasn't that answer "The SQL Server Central Intelligence Agency"?

I just had a visual of men wearing black suit coats, dark glasses, and kilts..... not...

FLO!! You're alive !!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

Can't stay to talk. Slamming the lid on my PC and heading for the airport. ...

Paul,

Are you talking about my jokes, or my serious attempts to offer solutions? Or both? 😀

Moden's Law?

I'll say you did. The end result is sweet, too.

Light reading it ain't....?? I'm just now up to the chapter where the nefarious help desk manager has trapped the naive and innocent young DBA in the...

I've already gone through a couple of chapters in the MVP Deep Dive, Jason. Good stuff in there.

Are you wearing...

Sitting in hotel room mildly exhausted and hoping that the swelling in my brain will subside. Trying to work up energy for coherent thought beyond "food".

Wow... I wander off and enjoy the PASS Summit and come back to find this !? Why don't one of you guys take this opportunity to write...

Some of us aren't in NDA sessions. Actually there are five or six post-con all day sessions for us worker ants who are gluttons for punishment. I'm...