Your answer to the last FAQ is inaccurate.  You don't HAVE to use PARTITION BY with the DENSE_RANK() function.  If you don't use it (as in your first example) then...

Really Cool! I just downloaded this and played it. Lost in 33 moves even after hitting the computer's Patrol Boat after about 3 shots. It then took...

I recently discovered the original stored procedure that you referenced. The one issue that I have with it is the limitation that it runs on ALL databases! There...