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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/7/2011)


    Roy Ernest (10/7/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/7/2011)


    Ok to bring this back on topic.

    I'm eyeing a contract opportunity to work for a payment processing firm. I'd be team lead + perf tuning.

    No...

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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (10/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/7/2011)


    SQLRNNR (10/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/7/2011)


    ...

    Out of curiosity - how should we pronounce your last name? I want to pronounce it like Krzyzewski. Maybe we call you...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (10/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/7/2011)


    ...

    Out of curiosity - how should we pronounce your last name? I want to pronounce it like Krzyzewski. Maybe we call you DBA K:-D

    Man, I...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (10/7/2011)


    I'm busy prepping for another attempt at moving our servers to a new datacenter.

    The last one, the SAN engineer forgot to mark the partition on a LUN as NTFS,...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Kiara (10/7/2011)


    *sigh* Anyone else ever have days when they want to rant about <insert favorite WTF tripped over in database> but feel like it's unprofessional to do so?

    I've had one...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/7/2011)


    Ok to bring this back on topic.

    I'm eyeing a contract opportunity to work for a payment processing firm. I'd be team lead + perf tuning.

    No my concern is...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (10/6/2011)


    Yes, Oracle does, and thankfully I'm forgetting Oracle rather quickly.

    Based on that, it could simply be someone not familiar with T-SQL porting Oracle code...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (10/6/2011)


    Yes, Oracle does, and thankfully I'm forgetting Oracle rather quickly.

    Based on that, it could simply be someone not familiar with T-SQL porting Oracle code and not recognizing what...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (10/6/2011)


    GSquared (10/6/2011)


    Sean Lange (10/6/2011)


    Jack Corbett (10/6/2011)


    I refuse to feel old until the president of the U.S. is younger than me. Eventually it will happen, but not yet.

    Never...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Evil Kraig F (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well....

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

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