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SQL Server Audit logs are weird.
Under the Date column in the Log, jobs show the correct time, but manual processes are -5 Hours.
Under the Message column in the log, jobs...
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What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 31, 2012 at 7:47 am
Grant Fritchey (1/29/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 29, 2012 at 9:17 am
Grant Fritchey (1/28/2012)
Any other List members going to Tech on Tap today? It's shaping up to be an excellent event.
What is Tech on Tap?
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 28, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Brandie Tarvin (1/26/2012)
GilaMonster (1/26/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (1/26/2012)
GilaMonster (1/26/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (1/26/2012)
Dealer: Umm, about that tiny oil leak....
I hate days like this.
I've had that. It was followed by almost R10 000 repair bill...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 26, 2012 at 11:28 am
GilaMonster (1/26/2012)
Anyone want to plan 'guess the syntax'? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1242094-392-1.aspxp.s. Yes, I'm been deliberately obtuse in that thread.
That's not "deliberately obtuse", that's good teaching.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 26, 2012 at 10:13 am
Evil Kraig F (1/25/2012)
SQL Kiwi (1/25/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/25/2012)
SQL Kiwi (1/25/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/25/2012)
Maybe you can do this?
If we had ever met in person, you...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 25, 2012 at 1:51 pm
SQL Kiwi (1/25/2012)
Jack Corbett (1/25/2012)
That's too bad I was looking forward to seeing you there.
Well we have already met once in Boston, so I think it's only fair...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 25, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Jan Van der Eecken (1/25/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (1/25/2012)
GilaMonster (1/25/2012)
jcrawf02 (1/24/2012)
GilaMonster (1/24/2012)
SQL Kiwi (1/24/2012)
GilaMonster (1/24/2012)
Oooh, a palindrome! Nice.
It's also the first five binary digits of 10001001 - a number I seem to...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 25, 2012 at 7:19 am
Awesome. I'm sure that's what's happening. Thanks for the help.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 24, 2012 at 3:02 pm
I should have mentioned which DMVs I'm using, shouldn't I? 🙂
sys.dm_exec_query_stats
sys.dm_exec_sql_text
sys.dm_sql_referenced_entities
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Brandie Tarvin (1/23/2012)
Cadavre (1/23/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (1/23/2012)
Cadavre (1/23/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (1/23/2012)
Delayed due to technical difficulties, Latchkeys is now out on Kindle. Here's the U.K. Kindle version and here's the U.S. Kindle...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 23, 2012 at 8:34 am
Brandie Tarvin (1/19/2012)
I am beyond thrilled...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 19, 2012 at 7:33 am
Jack Corbett (1/18/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 18, 2012 at 7:30 am
GilaMonster (1/17/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/17/2012)
SQLRNNR (1/17/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 17, 2012 at 10:10 am
GilaMonster (1/17/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (1/17/2012)
And no Sparse? That extends to SQL Server? They just added that! I have it all over my tables.Errr... No Sparse files (which is what snapshots use).
Ah,...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
January 17, 2012 at 9:26 am
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