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Just complaining for a second
Scope for variables in SSIS are utter crap, it'd be better if scope didn't even exist here. Yes, I hear it has been fixed in 2012,...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 18, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Brandie Tarvin (4/18/2012)
We've all heard about the admin assistant who switched from typewriters to computers and...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Brandie Tarvin (4/16/2012)
1) What does sp_kleenex do and when...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 16, 2012 at 10:40 am
Kiara (4/16/2012)
jcrawf02 (4/16/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 16, 2012 at 10:31 am
Greg Edwards-268690 (4/12/2012)
Koen Verbeeck (4/12/2012)
Grant Fritchey (4/12/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 12, 2012 at 8:03 am
Lynn Pettis (4/11/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (4/11/2012)
GilaMonster (4/11/2012)
Yes, they are. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1281318-203-1.aspxWow. Did I catch that right? The OP posted in an Article discussion because we weren't answering the questions elsewhere?
And now he...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 11, 2012 at 10:22 am
GilaMonster (4/11/2012)
Yeah, the _WA_sys are auto-created statistics.Something very odd there... Still can't create that index?
Last time I tried to create the index, it told me I couldn't because it already...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 11, 2012 at 9:24 am
Jack Corbett (4/9/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/8/2012)
Perry Whittle (4/8/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/7/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 11, 2012 at 9:11 am
HowardW (4/11/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/11/2012)
I'm creating a visio diagram for the database behind a commercial product. There's a lot wrong with this database, but we've...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 11, 2012 at 8:23 am
I had to complain about this somewhere.
I'm creating a visio diagram for the database behind a commercial product. There's a lot wrong with this database, but we've just determined that...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 11, 2012 at 7:49 am
Jack Corbett (4/10/2012)
SQLRNNR (4/10/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/10/2012)
SQLRNNR (4/10/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/10/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 10, 2012 at 1:14 pm
SQLRNNR (4/10/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/10/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 10, 2012 at 11:09 am
Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/10/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 10, 2012 at 10:27 am
I just registered for the SQL Server Saturday in Waltham in May. At the end is the ubiquitous "captcha" to verify authenticity. The word it wanted me to type in...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 10, 2012 at 10:11 am
Jack Corbett (4/9/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/8/2012)
Perry Whittle (4/8/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/7/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 9, 2012 at 8:15 am
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