Viewing 15 posts - 811 through 825 (of 2,838 total)
jcrawf02 (8/9/2012)
WayneS (8/9/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/9/2012)
When is the last time anyone here actually used a physical phone book?This morning.
...for anything other than killing a spider...
Yeah, I suppose I should have said...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 9, 2012 at 9:12 am
jasona.work (8/9/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/9/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (8/9/2012)
GSquared (8/8/2012)
Evil Kraig F (8/8/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 9, 2012 at 8:59 am
WayneS (8/9/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/9/2012)
When is the last time anyone here actually used a physical phone book?This morning.
Yellow pages or white?
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 9, 2012 at 7:52 am
Brandie Tarvin (8/9/2012)
GSquared (8/8/2012)
Evil Kraig F (8/8/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 9, 2012 at 6:27 am
Greg Edwards-268690 (8/9/2012)
It sure made my day.
I had one of my users ask me to troubleshoot a query.
She said this one and...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 9, 2012 at 6:25 am
GSquared (8/8/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/8/2012)
Jan Van der Eecken (8/8/2012)
Jan Van der Eecken (8/8/2012)
SQLRNNR (8/8/2012)
Lynn Pettis (8/8/2012)
SQLRNNR (8/8/2012)
D.Oc (8/8/2012)
SQLRNNR (8/7/2012)
Editor: Image removed.
LOL, made me laugh 🙂 Although it is not appropriate...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 8, 2012 at 11:05 am
Jan Van der Eecken (8/8/2012)
Jan Van der Eecken (8/8/2012)
SQLRNNR (8/8/2012)
Lynn Pettis (8/8/2012)
SQLRNNR (8/8/2012)
D.Oc (8/8/2012)
SQLRNNR (8/7/2012)
Editor: Image removed.
LOL, made me laugh 🙂 Although it is not appropriate for this kind...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 8, 2012 at 10:55 am
SQLRNNR (8/6/2012)
jcrawf02 (8/6/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 6, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Jeff Moden (8/3/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/3/2012)
One big SSIS package with calls to sps in addition to the SSIS tasks
or lots of little SSIS packages grouped into a job...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 3, 2012 at 7:20 pm
Philisophical SQL Server question
One big SSIS package with calls to sps in addition to the SSIS tasks
or lots of little SSIS packages grouped into a job with the sps as...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 3, 2012 at 10:02 am
Lynn Pettis (8/2/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/2/2012)
SQLRNNR (8/2/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (8/2/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 2, 2012 at 1:00 pm
SQLRNNR (8/2/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (8/2/2012)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 2, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Brandie Tarvin (8/2/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/2/2012)
Revenant (8/2/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/2/2012)
. . . All the rowing I do these days is in a kayak. (or the very occasional canoe)
You do not row a...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 2, 2012 at 11:38 am
Revenant (8/2/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/2/2012)
. . . All the rowing I do these days is in a kayak. (or the very occasional canoe)You do not row a kayak, you paddle it.
I...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 2, 2012 at 11:23 am
I would like to state that my description was my vague recollection from college. That was many years ago now. Not as many as for some, but more than for...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
August 2, 2012 at 10:46 am
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