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  • RE: Loading T-SQL Statements from a database

    What are you using to create the report? That's the key here.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Paul White (2/15/2013)


    Lowell (2/15/2013)


    If i have to hit shift_alt+0831 or something every time i need a quote-type indicator, instead of a single key stroke, that'd get old real fast.

    This made...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    L' Eomot Inversé (2/15/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (2/15/2013)


    I should think we could either have keyboards with that symbol on it or use one of the other keys instead of shift. Alt+1 or...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lowell (2/15/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (2/15/2013)


    Why do we still use ' as a text indicator in databases? Why haven't we (meaning people who design systems) created a unique symbol that we...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    So here's an idle question that no-one will see because it is right before the weekend.

    Apostrophes are fairly common in names. Why do we still use ' as a text...

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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hey Brandie, speaking of your account problems, did you ever get the problem where you can't get DMs fixed?

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Create an empty copy of database

    I think I've got it.

    There's an SSIS tool called Transfer SQL Server Object. I can transfer just about everything I want with this. I can use other steps in an...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2013)


    And now, if you don't mind, a WOOT of my own.

    Penumbra eMag's Bradbury issue got a fantastic review. I selected the 9 finalist stories that got weeded...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chad Crawford (1/30/2013)


    I have to share my excitement. I taught a class here at work to help employees prepare for the Microsoft 70-461 test. So far 6...

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    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (1/29/2013)


    Not as scary as the brain surgery for Stefan's friend but my wife is having total shoulder replacement surgery in the morning. Her mom is coming out for...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (1/29/2013)


    wolfkillj (1/29/2013)


    HowardW (1/29/2013)


    wolfkillj (1/29/2013)


    I noticed that there's a user who seems to be digging up very old threads (all on the same topic with approximately the same question -...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (1/28/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (1/28/2013)


    A good friend of mine is having brain surgery today and I'm really anxious about it. It started at 8:30 and is supposed to take 5...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    A good friend of mine is having brain surgery today and I'm really anxious about it. It started at 8:30 and is supposed to take 5 or 6 hours. I'm...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (1/25/2013)


    Since apparently I don't have an idea about partitioning, can someone help this poor person? 😉

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1411242-149-1.aspx

    I gave it a shot, mostly trying to suggest a new direction.

    I don't think...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Partitioning - SQl server 2005

    If your primary concern is query speed, partitioning isn't the way you want to go. It could be part of the solution, but as Gail suggested you'd need a lot...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

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