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ichiyo85 (4/14/2011)
I think my boss is more concerned with the output. Therefore I can probably set those...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm
I received a job req not long ago that had 2 lines toward the end that set off all kinds of alarms for me. It was in a section marked...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Revenant (4/14/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/14/2011)
. . .I've found that almost all contracts are advertised as 3-6 month regardless of how long they're actually expected to take.
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Most companies are allowed...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 12:32 pm
Adam Machanic (4/14/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/14/2011)
Was that you they were talking about? LOL. I had a feeling if I mentioned it here I might find out who it was.
No, I was...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 11:44 am
Adam Machanic (4/14/2011)
I do have to question the idea that the 3-6 month BI project is a junior role and a good way for someone to "get their...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 11:10 am
Jeff Moden (4/14/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (4/14/2011)
It's a singular versus plural reference. "There's" = "there is" (singular) while "there are" is a plural reference.
And I'd have committed the worse writting sin of...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 8:38 am
Roy Ernest (4/14/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/14/2011)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 8:19 am
A few years ago I was interviewing for a SQL Server position and the initial phone interviews went fine. I was able to answer all their questions to their satisfaction...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 8:08 am
CirquedeSQLeil (4/13/2011)
Update on contractor that bailed.His reason for bailing - his integrity was brought into question. And I did bring it into question - with plenty of good reason.
Sounds...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 7:19 am
ichiyo85 (4/13/2011)
Also,...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 14, 2011 at 7:17 am
devereauxj (4/13/2011)
My company is looking to out source the DBA...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm
ichiyo85 (4/11/2011)
I have 2 tables where I want to join by ID1, IF NOT THEN join by ID2.
Would this code work?
select * from table1
left join table2
on coalesce(table1.ID1,table1.ID2) = coalesce(table2.ID1,table2.ID2)
I...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 13, 2011 at 2:14 pm
I'm using IE8, upper right corner, doesn't resize unless I hover.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 13, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Are you sure using a cursor would be faster than letting some functions that don't return rows do some work? If most of the functions return rows most of the...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 13, 2011 at 11:57 am
CirquedeSQLeil (4/13/2011)
Jack Corbett (4/13/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/13/2011)
GilaMonster (4/13/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/13/2011)
Leave the contract early without notice and prior to completing the stated work.What does his contract require? Solo or contracting house?
Solo contract and it...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 13, 2011 at 10:38 am
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