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GSquared (4/15/2010)
jcrawf02 (4/15/2010)
Must I repeat the pythagorean theorem joke?Yes, it's mandatory at this point.
Agreed
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April 15, 2010 at 11:57 am
Bad Joke #6
Please include that in my coffin when I blue screen.
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April 15, 2010 at 11:56 am
Brandie Tarvin (4/15/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/15/2010)
Revenant (4/15/2010)
Microsoft:"As a general rule, Microsoft has a very simple policy on blogs: We expect employees to be smart and exercise good judgment. ..."
I like this...
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April 15, 2010 at 11:52 am
GabyYYZ (4/15/2010)
Any "True DBA's" here? 🙂
You can't see me!!
:hehe:
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April 15, 2010 at 11:50 am
GabyYYZ (4/15/2010)
Michael Valentine Jones (4/7/2010)
What's a "true DBA"?
To paraphrase an old phrase, if you do not notice us, we have done our jobs. That is the ideal "true DBA"?...
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April 15, 2010 at 11:50 am
Chad Crawford (4/15/2010)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 15, 2010 at 11:46 am
tosscrosby (4/15/2010)
Maybe you warped back to a time before it existed???
I did - but thanks to the search being Timewarp compatible, I was able to find it, bring...
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April 15, 2010 at 11:45 am
KevinC. (4/15/2010)
Interesting question.Also thanks, Jason, for the extra info on new databases not inheriting the READ_ONLY setting. I would not have expected this behavior.
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Kevin.
I had to try it since...
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April 15, 2010 at 11:44 am
Revenant (4/15/2010)
"As a general rule, Microsoft has a very simple policy on blogs: We expect employees to be smart and exercise good judgment. ..."
(links to 22 FAQ topics follow;...
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April 15, 2010 at 11:41 am
I like the idea of continuing education - for the self-motivated that already happens. For those that excel in IT, I think that already happens by nature. Technology...
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April 15, 2010 at 10:36 am
Chris Morris-439714 (4/15/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/15/2010)
crookj (4/15/2010)
tosscrosby (4/15/2010)
SadisticPolitician and IRS!
Joe
Liars and Cheats?
Yours too?
Conspiracy!
Money Laundering
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April 15, 2010 at 10:29 am
Though you can set model to READ_ONLY. However, when you create a new database with READ-ONLY set on the Model DB - the setting does not propagate to the...
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April 15, 2010 at 10:25 am
jcrawf02 (4/15/2010)
croberts 36762 (4/15/2010)
As already noted, the model database can be set to read-only. Before posting a question, how about actually trying it out?
lol and if it didn't work, you'd...
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April 15, 2010 at 10:09 am
crookj (4/15/2010)
tosscrosby (4/15/2010)
SadisticPolitician and IRS!
Joe
Liars and Cheats?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 15, 2010 at 10:04 am
Here is another excellent article on Stuff and For XML
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Test+Data/61572/
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 15, 2010 at 10:02 am
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