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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (4/15/2010)


    jcrawf02 (4/15/2010)


    Must I repeat the pythagorean theorem joke?

    Yes, it's mandatory at this point.

    Agreed

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bad Joke #6

    Please include that in my coffin when I blue screen.

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  • RE: Talking Back

    Brandie Tarvin (4/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/15/2010)


    Revenant (4/15/2010)


    Microsoft:

    "As a general rule, Microsoft has a very simple policy on blogs: We expect employees to be smart and exercise good judgment. ..."

    I like this...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GabyYYZ (4/15/2010)


    Any "True DBA's" here? 🙂

    You can't see me!!

    :hehe:

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  • RE: How many of you are not true DBA's?

    GabyYYZ (4/15/2010)


    Michael Valentine Jones (4/7/2010)


    What's a "true DBA"?

    To paraphrase an old phrase, if you do not notice us, we have done our jobs. That is the ideal "true DBA"?...

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  • RE: Model.mdb

    Chad Crawford (4/15/2010)


    TempDB is created from model right? So if you were able to set the model to read only and it actually carried through, what would happen...

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  • RE: DBCC Timewarp

    tosscrosby (4/15/2010)


    Maybe you warped back to a time before it existed???

    I did - but thanks to the search being Timewarp compatible, I was able to find it, bring...

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  • RE: Model.mdb

    KevinC. (4/15/2010)


    Interesting question.

    Also thanks, Jason, for the extra info on new databases not inheriting the READ_ONLY setting. I would not have expected this behavior.

    --

    Kevin.

    I had to try it since...

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  • RE: Talking Back

    Revenant (4/15/2010)


    Microsoft:

    "As a general rule, Microsoft has a very simple policy on blogs: We expect employees to be smart and exercise good judgment. ..."

    (links to 22 FAQ topics follow;...

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  • RE: Continuing Education

    I like the idea of continuing education - for the self-motivated that already happens. For those that excel in IT, I think that already happens by nature. Technology...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Chris Morris-439714 (4/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/15/2010)


    crookj (4/15/2010)


    tosscrosby (4/15/2010)


    Sadistic

    Politician and IRS!

    Joe

    Liars and Cheats?

    Yours too?

    Conspiracy!

    Money Laundering

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  • RE: Model.mdb

    Though you can set model to READ_ONLY. However, when you create a new database with READ-ONLY set on the Model DB - the setting does not propagate to the...

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  • RE: Model.mdb

    jcrawf02 (4/15/2010)


    croberts 36762 (4/15/2010)


    As already noted, the model database can be set to read-only. Before posting a question, how about actually trying it out?

    lol and if it didn't work, you'd...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (4/15/2010)


    tosscrosby (4/15/2010)


    Sadistic

    Politician and IRS!

    Joe

    Liars and Cheats?

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  • RE: CTE

    Here is another excellent article on Stuff and For XML

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Test+Data/61572/

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