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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (8/4/2010)

    WayneS (8/4/2010)

    Jack Corbett (8/4/2010)

    Just made my first "real" forum post in awhile. Had to pick a thread where Mr. Celko has already weighed in. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic963903-391-1.aspx

    Then it looks...

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    August 4, 2010 at 9:48 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (8/4/2010)

    I prefer a digital clock.

    I once programmed one that would display the time in different formats: hex, binary, BCD, roman numerals, octal, and the good old base ten...

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    August 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Going back to a topic from a few days ago - here is a very pleasant post.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic960157-1292-1.aspx#bm963812

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    August 4, 2010 at 2:14 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (8/4/2010)

    I vote no. I like my watch. I don't want to have to buy a new one that has 10 digits.

    Plus I have this cool clock:

    I...

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    August 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm

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  • RE: I want to insert data from MS sql to MYsql table

    Have you considered using SSIS to do this? You can select the data from one database and insert that data through a control flow item into a different db...

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    August 4, 2010 at 11:10 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (8/4/2010)

    Lynn Pettis (8/4/2010)

    Actually, this would probably be good material for an article. :smooooth:

    Uh-huh. Sounds to me like you're trying to get Jack to write an article so...

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    August 4, 2010 at 11:06 am

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  • RE: Monitoring Tempdb - Does this script help? Please advice

    I don't understand why you are inserting into your table, then deleting, and then inserting again.

    It seems you should eliminate the delete and last insert. Historical numbers make more...

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    August 4, 2010 at 11:03 am

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  • RE: Try it out..

    Thanks for the question.

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    August 4, 2010 at 10:56 am

    #1202216

  • RE: Creating Holidays and Special Dates

    Interesting solution. Thanks for sharing it with us.

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    August 4, 2010 at 10:45 am

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  • RE: SSIS Error Code DTS_E_CANNOTACQUIRECONNECTIONFROMCONNECTIONMANAGER!!!

    How do you have your connection manager configured?

    Are you using a configuration file with your package?

    Is the package stored on the server that is executing the agent job?

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    August 4, 2010 at 10:43 am

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  • RE: Raw Materials - Wake-up Call

    I too have been programmed to be out of touch with my emotions - it is in the job description.

    Awesome.

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    August 4, 2010 at 10:35 am

    #1202198

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    dbowlin (8/4/2010)

    Brandie Tarvin (8/4/2010)

    And my phrase for the day.

    "Official Secrets Act"

    HA!

    I am waiting for the Unofficial Secrets Act. It will be proof positive that everyone in government has lost...

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    August 4, 2010 at 8:27 am

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Kit G (8/4/2010)

    dbowlin (8/4/2010)

    Brandie Tarvin (8/4/2010)

    And my phrase for the day.

    "Official Secrets Act"

    HA!

    I am waiting for the Unofficial Secrets Act. It will be proof positive that everyone in government...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    August 4, 2010 at 8:22 am

    #1202110

  • RE: Tally Table Uses - Part II

    Thanks Stefan, another great article on uses for a tally table.

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    August 3, 2010 at 11:11 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (8/3/2010)

    BBQ diplomacy. You gotta love it.

    Unless of course you're vegan.

    I apologize to all fundamentalist vegans.

    No offense taken. I am a Vegan...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    August 3, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    #1201885

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