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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (9/14/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/14/2010)


    Has anybody else noticed that Steve is now "One Orange Chip"?

    Oh lordy... I wonder what he's done to me this time. 😛

    You're just SSC Insane

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  • RE: How to change table owner when restoring database?

    homebrew01 (9/14/2010)


    Choose "Results to Text", then copy/paste the results into a new window.

    declare @OldOwner varchar(100), @NewOwner varchar(100)

    set @OldOwner = 'oldowner'

    set @NewOwner = 'dbo'

    select 'sp_changeobjectowner ''[' + table_schema + '].['...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (9/14/2010)


    Ever see Ocean's 11? When they're talking about robbing the Bellagio? There's a scene where they talk about the three most famous robberies that almost worked,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (9/14/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (9/14/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/14/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (9/14/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/14/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (9/14/2010)


    The key to arguing with GilaMonster (or anyone for that matter) is:

    A) Admit when you are wrong.

    B) If not A, agree...

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  • RE: substracting values

    You're welcome

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (9/14/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/14/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (9/14/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/14/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (9/14/2010)


    The key to arguing with GilaMonster (or anyone for that matter) is:

    A) Admit when you are wrong.

    B) If not A, agree to...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (9/14/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2010)


    Gianluca Sartori (9/14/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (9/14/2010)


    Nope. I'm not arguing with anyone who thinks they know better...

    ...than Gail. 😛

    No thanks, I'm staying out of it as well.

    It's...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (9/14/2010)


    I think when I was visiting Jason's home in Vegas this summer the Orange chip at the Bellagio was 25,000. Needless to say I just saw...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Trey Staker (9/14/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/14/2010)


    Has anybody else noticed that Steve is now "One Orange Chip"?

    Interesting... I didn't. Steve what is the meaning of it? Is an Orange chip...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Has anybody else noticed that Steve is now "One Orange Chip"?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Blocked job

    It would be extremely useful to post the tsql for this job. An execution plan of the tsql would also be highly useful.

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Pepsi

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (9/14/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2010)


    pastries.

    @sigh. Trying desperately to behave today.

    Why get bored and give yourself a headache when you could be having fun?

    Hee.

    Because if I don't get my...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (9/14/2010)


    Bagels. (Love it when you assist someone and get a totally unexpected suprise on your desk the next morning!)

    Joe

    Yes - I agree

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/14/2010)


    Anyone feel like arguing database design?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic981529-392-1.aspx

    From that thread:

    shield_21 (9/14/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/12/2010)


    What's wrong with a properly normalised database design?

    I think using XML datatype model would be more efficient..

    I just read...

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