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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    editing

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (10/21/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/21/2010)


    GilaMonster (10/21/2010)


    Anyone need a good laugh?

    http://www.careerride.com/sql-server-what-is-index-segmentation.aspx

    Some gems...

    Q:What are the advantages of using Stored Procedures?

    Database backup methods:

    Q: Explain how to rename a table.

    Q: Explain how to determine if...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/21/2010)


    Anyone need a good laugh?

    http://www.careerride.com/sql-server-what-is-index-segmentation.aspx

    Some gems...

    Q:What are the advantages of using Stored Procedures?

    Database backup methods:

    Q: Explain how to rename a table.

    Q: Explain how to determine if a table has...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ray K (10/20/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/20/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/20/2010)


    Ray K (10/20/2010)


    Word Code of the day . . .select cup from coffee

    where caffeine = 'high'

    You won't get any that way, try this:

    select coffee

    Into #Mug

    from...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (10/20/2010)


    Ugh, I'm always telling people the importance of documentation and I've just been bitten by it myself! I'd put together a fairly complex query to remove duplicates from...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ray K (10/20/2010)


    Word Code of the day . . .select cup from coffee

    where caffeine = 'high'

    You won't get any that way, try this:

    select coffee

    Into #Mug

    from Pot

    where caffeine = 'high'

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ALZDBA (10/20/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    I just had my rear windshield shot out as I was pulling into my driveway. Called the police to report it. They won't come out and...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (10/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    I just had my rear windshield shot out as I was pulling into my driveway. Called the police to report it. They won't come out...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    I just had my rear windshield shot out as I was pulling into my driveway. Called the police to report it. They won't come out and...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I just had my rear windshield shot out as I was pulling into my driveway. Called the police to report it. They won't come out and investigate unless...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • RE: Dynamic ETL with SSIS

    Thanks - I needed something like this.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: What's the best way to count?

    good question. Thanks

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: multiple data files for larger databases?

    Another factor to consider is how frequently is the database accessed (is it a high volume transactional database)?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: multiple data files for larger databases?

    The recommendation is "It Depends."

    What do you consider a larger database?

    What is your disk configuration?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    ...and, because I'm a complete and utter dork, it's almost 5, and I think it's funny, I'll repeat a poll I did at work today, assuming you guys will...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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