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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2015)

    Gotta love it when someone schedules a software change/update at month end. Because "there's no impact to the business" and all that.

    <headdesk>

    This too I will survive.

    I hope.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNDl41HfvxI

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    July 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm

    #1814198

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2015)

    Here's my fun thing for the day:

    2 a.m. Email: Disk X on non-prod server test is full

    2 a.m. Email: Disk Y on non-prod server qa is full

    2 a.m....

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    July 22, 2015 at 7:27 am

    #1814104

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (7/21/2015)

    ZZartin (7/21/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/21/2015)

    cow

    Pie

    Apple

    Chunky

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    July 21, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    #1813992

  • RE: Are technical phone interviews pointless?

    Alvin Ramard (7/21/2015)

    ... Last question now. Which search engine did you use? Google or Bing?

    😉

    Yahoo

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    July 21, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    #1813991

  • RE: Are technical phone interviews pointless?

    Stephanie Giovannini (7/21/2015)

    I've been conducting technical phone interviews for my employer. I've noticed the interviewees reading answers off the Internet. Of course they do! Some of them are very obvious...

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    July 21, 2015 at 12:18 pm

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    cow

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    July 21, 2015 at 11:51 am

    #1813929

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BWFC (7/20/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/17/2015)

    BL0B_EATER (7/17/2015)

    What is that image? I am confused. (Wont be the first time)

    Besides huge?

    It is a geoduck. And they are pretty big type of mollusk.

    Right on cue....

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    July 20, 2015 at 8:51 am

    #1813673

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (7/20/2015)

    BWFC (7/20/2015)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (7/20/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/20/2015)

    djj (7/20/2015)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (7/18/2015)

    jasona.work (7/17/2015)

    djj (7/17/2015)

    crookj (7/17/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/17/2015)

    Jeff Moden (7/16/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/16/2015)

    clam

    fn_clam 😀

    Oyster

    Pismo (The Great Clam Festival)

    Geoduck

    Dirty

    Read

    Random

    Sequential

    Waterfall

    Cataract

    Stigmatism

    fn_eye

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    July 20, 2015 at 8:47 am

    #1813671

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BL0B_EATER (7/17/2015)

    What is that image? I am confused. (Wont be the first time)

    Besides huge?

    It is a geoduck. And they are pretty big type of mollusk.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    July 17, 2015 at 9:42 am

    #1813356

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    rodjkidd (7/17/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/16/2015)

    But at the summit we have to get you and Brandie - Brandie you are going to the summit? - to meet Alex. Part of the organisers or...

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    July 17, 2015 at 9:40 am

    #1813355

  • RE: TRANSACT SQL

    Dup post

    Please post answers to http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1703857-3077-1.aspx

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    July 17, 2015 at 9:30 am

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  • RE: T sql

    Could you post the code that is causing the issue?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    July 17, 2015 at 9:29 am

    #1813345

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (7/16/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/16/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)

    Luis Cazares (7/16/2015)

    Alvin Ramard (7/16/2015)

    Phil Parkin (7/16/2015)

    .... up to and including the "F" word

    Foxbase?

    Foxpro?

    Foxboro? Ok, that's not a bad word, I just dislike the...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    July 16, 2015 at 7:35 pm

    #1813155

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    clam

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    July 16, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    #1813139

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (7/16/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/16/2015)

    Sean Lange (7/16/2015)

    Another thing to do in Seattle...of course the NW is known for having lots of microbreweries but what often goes unmentioned is that many of...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    July 16, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    #1813138

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