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Luis Cazares (8/4/2015)
Companies and government can hire aliens in the USA. However, it's harder to get a job because they will prefer citizens who know the culture.
That and a lot...
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August 4, 2015 at 8:28 am
WhiteLotus (8/4/2015)
Anyone has a script to find a value in all databases ? for example I want to find a value contain word “ SQL” in all databases so...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 4, 2015 at 8:20 am
Ed Wagner (8/4/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/4/2015)
djj (8/4/2015)
Ed Wagner (8/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (8/3/2015)
whereisSQL? (8/3/2015)
djj (8/3/2015)
PunishmentSpank
Flog
Lash
Whip
Tail
Head
Duck
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 4, 2015 at 8:18 am
reddychaitanyakrishna (8/4/2015)
Need to put this into single SQL statement without update command.
UPDATE T
--SET T.[Client Nett Amount]= POST_BASE_AMT_DEL
SET T.[Client Nett Amount] = POST_NETT_AMT_DEL --> Need to verify
FROM #tmp T
INNER JOIN...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 4, 2015 at 8:17 am
Jeff Moden (8/3/2015)
... and don't forget to rebuild the indexes on EVERY table because even one-off shrinks are going to fragment the hell out of your database.
+1
All too often I...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 3, 2015 at 8:27 pm
I am thinking it is multiple people. And yes, it is kind of silly for them to use the same account.
Another explanation could be multiple personality disorder.
In any case, it...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 3, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Lynn Pettis (8/3/2015)
ok, thank you very much.
I inherited these databases so I'm very green but thank...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 3, 2015 at 10:30 am
whereisSQL? (8/3/2015)
djj (8/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (8/3/2015)
eccentricDBA (8/3/2015)
djj (8/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (8/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/2/2015)
Revenant (8/2/2015)
TomThomson (8/1/2015)
whereisSQL? (7/31/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (7/31/2015)
Ray K (7/31/2015)
SQLRNNR (7/31/2015)
eccentricDBA (7/31/2015)
Pawtucket Patriot Ale
Nantucket Nimble Nail
Sam Adams Summer Ale
Rhyming attempts fail
Same
Game
Blame
The other...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 3, 2015 at 10:28 am
Alvin Ramard (8/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (8/3/2015)
Sean Lange (8/3/2015)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 3, 2015 at 9:59 am
Cadavre (8/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (7/31/2015)
I like the idea of the siren. We used a howling monkey.And in other news ... you changed your profile pic.
A howling monkey has the benefit that it...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 3, 2015 at 9:47 am
newbieuser (7/31/2015)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 1, 2015 at 12:04 am
Alvin Ramard (7/31/2015)
GilaMonster (7/31/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/31/2015)
I guess I've had enough of this forum for this week.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1707595-2799-1.aspx
That's one nice thing about working away from home and on site all week....
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Similar to Gail, I have recently wrapped up a few migrations. Going into every migration or upgrade with the client, the first thing and most frequent thing I will tell...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Alvin Ramard (7/31/2015)
jasona.work (7/31/2015)
By the way all...Happy SysAdmin day!
:hehe::cool::w00t::-D
Thanks, but when's the SQL Dev day? 😎
😀
March 14
But technically it is June 20.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 31, 2015 at 1:30 pm
Luis Cazares (7/31/2015)
The Dixie Flatline (7/31/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/31/2015)
Luis Cazares (7/31/2015)
WayneS (7/31/2015)
Looks like Luis is answering Oracle questions now.
That wasn't the only attempt on that day. Here's a completely lost Oracle...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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July 31, 2015 at 1:29 pm
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