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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (5/31/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/31/2011)


    GilaMonster (5/31/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/31/2011)


    Craig Farrell (5/28/2011)


    *chanting*

    I will not smack Syed with a heavy hand...

    I will not smack Syed with a heavy hand...

    I will not smack...

    *mumbles off to another room,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Damian Widera-396333 (5/31/2011)


    What is the *REAL* question here?

    REAL question is long gone. This is now the water cooler thread.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (5/31/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/31/2011)


    I like the AAO, CSF and OCD acronyms personally.

    What do AAO and CSF stand for?

    AAO - Alert, Awake and oriented

    CSF - Cat scratch fever

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (5/31/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/31/2011)


    Craig Farrell (5/28/2011)


    *chanting*

    I will not smack Syed with a heavy hand...

    I will not smack Syed with a heavy hand...

    I will not smack...

    *mumbles off to another room, still chanting*

    I'm...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (5/28/2011)


    *chanting*

    I will not smack Syed with a heavy hand...

    I will not smack Syed with a heavy hand...

    I will not smack...

    *mumbles off to another room, still chanting*

    I'm thinking of...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Brandie Tarvin (5/31/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/31/2011)


    crookj (5/31/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/31/2011)


    crookj (5/31/2011)


    Ray K (5/31/2011)


    WOTD: back (in the office . . . )

    Me too.....

    129 emails 🙁

    And all of them are notifications that a reply was...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (5/31/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/31/2011)


    crookj (5/31/2011)


    Ray K (5/31/2011)


    WOTD: back (in the office . . . )

    Me too.....

    129 emails 🙁

    And all of them are notifications that a reply was added to the...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Whats the benefits to clustering

    bopeavy (5/31/2011)


    Thanks for all of your replies! I have my answer: Active/Active would be necessary for my clustering needs.

    Awesome - you're welcome.

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  • RE: Whats the benefits to clustering

    bopeavy (5/31/2011)


    WayneS

    So your saying if I did a 2 node failover and did log shipping that would be considered a 3 node cluster by microsoft?

    No but it would be high...

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  • RE: tempDB quiz- how to manage 2-nd file

    You're welcome

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  • RE: Passing a Constant in a query which is stored in a variable.

    This won't answer your question directly but your requirement is very similar to something I have done.

    Here is what I did for that.

    http://jasonbrimhall.info/2011/02/08/t-sql-tuesday-15-dba-automaton/

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  • RE: Enabling TDE

    Great question. This one is useful for those cert exams.

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  • RE: tempDB quiz- how to manage 2-nd file

    Yuri55 (5/30/2011)


    Perry,

    Yes, I know that TempDB is recreated each time Sql Server restarted but just to be sure I got you:

    if I keep mdf TempDB file and for ndf one...

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  • RE: Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

    Grant Fritchey (5/28/2011)


    And to you!

    First time in years I won't be marching in the parades in town with the Scouts. Stupid Alaska cruise.

    Yeah - poor unfortunate soul. Get paid...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (5/28/2011)


    *chanting*

    I will not smack Syed with a heavy hand...

    I will not smack Syed with a heavy hand...

    I will not smack...

    *mumbles off to another room, still chanting*

    arghhhhh

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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