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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Cadavre (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    Flash Beagle

    mmmmmm, Bagel

    with jalapeno cream cheese - tasty

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    L' Eomot Inversé (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    What is the capital of Alaska?

    Oh wait, you meant for query plan operators.

    What is this query plan operator?

    It depends....

    ....on whether I'm allowed to call...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Flash Beagle

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    What is this query plan operator?

    It depends. It could be a hash join, hash aggregate, flow distinct, or a union...

    +1

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  • RE: Major Stupidity on Sys Move

    Awesome - congrats.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    Oh wait, you meant for query plan operators.

    What is this query plan operator?

    Alien ship attacking Beijing skyscraper?

    Correct. When can you start?

    It...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    Oh wait, you meant for query plan operators.

    What is this query plan operator?

    Alien ship attacking Beijing skyscraper?

    That is the only acceptable answer.

    Would you believe...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (11/4/2011)


    Daniel Bowlin (11/4/2011)


    Revenant (11/3/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/3/2011)


    L' Eomot Inversé (11/3/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/3/2011)


    Daniel Bowlin (11/3/2011)


    Smörgåsbord

    Boardwalk

    Walkout

    Sit-in

    Teach-in

    1960s ( Does anyone else have the feeling that this decade is going to be a mirror of...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    Cadavre (11/4/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (11/4/2011)


    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    So, it depends

    Someone so needs to come up with an interview question where this is the exact answer that's needed.

    Isn't that pretty...

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  • RE: Major Stupidity on Sys Move

    Did some more checking and got a second opinion.

    At this point, it looks like you should

    1. Rebuild master

    2. restore system backups or replace/rebuild system db files with...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    Anybody have new ideas over here?

    Rebuild master, then once SQL's running, restore system backups or replace rebuild system database files with the old system files (ensuring that the...

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  • RE: Mirroring

    Thanks for the question.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Cadavre (11/4/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (11/4/2011)


    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    So, it depends

    Someone so needs to come up with an interview question where this is the exact answer that's needed.

    @=)

    Isn't that pretty much every interview...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Anybody have new ideas over here?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (11/4/2011)


    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    So, it depends

    Someone so needs to come up with an interview question where this is the exact answer that's needed.

    @=)

    I have about 30 of those questions.:-D

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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