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crookj (11/21/2011)
WOTD - Parameterization
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November 21, 2011 at 10:14 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (11/21/2011)
Plagiarism???I could swear I've seen this on one of your blogs?
Sql Rnnr??
Nope - not on mine. I had one on the schedule but it is different.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 10:10 am
Stefan Krzywicki (11/21/2011)
SQLRNNR (11/21/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (11/21/2011)
And it just happened at work."But we're using NOLOCK in this stored procedure. How could it have gotten killed due to a deadlock?"
<headdesk><headdesk><headdesk>
buahahahaha
It is the...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 9:20 am
Brandie Tarvin (11/21/2011)
And it just happened at work."But we're using NOLOCK in this stored procedure. How could it have gotten killed due to a deadlock?"
<headdesk><headdesk><headdesk>
buahahahaha
It is the magic of NOLOCK
Just...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 9:16 am
L' Eomot Inversé (11/21/2011)
Nice avatar
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 9:14 am
Jack Corbett (11/21/2011)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 9:07 am
Jack Corbett (11/21/2011)
Hey, has anyone gotten today's SSC newsletter? Mine's usually in the inbox by 7am EST and nothing yet.
Notta
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 9:01 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (11/21/2011)
Daniel Bowlin (11/21/2011)
crookj (11/17/2011)
WOTD - phenomenonmovie
Dante's peak!
Spore
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 9:00 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (11/21/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (11/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (11/21/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (11/21/2011)
Remember the saying "You get what you pay for."The rent may be cheap, but apparently the repairs are going to be as well.
Not if...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 8:59 am
ChrisM@Work (11/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (11/21/2011)
Hey guys I need your unbiased view of this....
Your impressions?
Move. Some of these fungi can cause serious respiratory problems. It's not worth taking the risk.
Not even a second...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 8:56 am
Brandie Tarvin (11/21/2011)
No Pants allowed on The Thread!That's almost as bad as making sense or talking technical. Shame on you!
@=)
Typo fixed
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 21, 2011 at 8:53 am
pooped
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 18, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Sweet - good question.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 18, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (11/18/2011)
GilaMonster (11/18/2011)
WayneS (11/18/2011)
GilaMonster (11/18/2011)
Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)
The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.
What $19 000 price tag?...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 18, 2011 at 3:39 pm
WayneS (11/18/2011)
:w00t::w00t::w00t:Just passed 70-451. Now I have all exam pre-req's for 88-970 done... just not sure I'm ready for that one yet though.
Congrats
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 18, 2011 at 3:37 pm
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