Two for today:

SQL2012LaunchFailFailFail

and

SadSadDayinIndy

Now the Bears need to pick up Peyton.

Here's an alternative

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Integration+Services+(SSIS)/87652/

EZ PZ

jcrawf02 (3/6/2012)

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Evil Kraig F (3/6/2012)

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And a week of troubleshooting later I'm back.

If, for some reason, you just can't seem to get the login for SSC to work (page cannot be...

jcrawf02 (3/6/2012)

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mtillman-921105 (3/6/2012)

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Stefan Krzywicki (3/6/2012)

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I had that problem with Cheeze-Its yesterday. It says Made with 100% Real Cheese on the front, but when you look at the ingredients, the first...

I have seen some who have implemented FusionIO in hopes of resolving all performance problems. Even though the performance is substantially better, some things will remain an issue (like...

Cavalry

or should we be going in the direction of Golgotha now? 😀

jcrawf02 (3/6/2012)

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People crack me up. Someone posts a link to a report, and misstates what the report found (extrapolating a specific finding to the general). When I point out that...

I'm with Celko on this one. Put them where it seems to make sense to you and then see if it parses first.

For starters, you need to know what the desired skillset of the employee needs to be. You will want to ask questions that try to show a little character...

I busted through a ton of them (collations) until I found the right one. With this sort of "sort" requirement, it really seems like a homework assignment.

I decided to...

When they moved it, I am assuming they did not use a P2V utility but instead treated it as a migration.

When migrating an SSRS install, the encryption key needs to...

I...

Squadron

Simplify a step further:

create table #Chars

(

MyChar char(1)

)

insert #Chars (MyChar)

values

('!'), ('"'), ('$'), ('?'), ('@'), ('^'), ('{'), ('>'), ('1'), ('2'), ('3'), ('4'), ('5'), ('6'), ('7'), ('8'), ('9'), ('A'), ('B'), ('C'), ('D')

SELECT *

FROM...