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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Two for today:

    SQL2012LaunchFailFailFail

    and

    SadSadDayinIndy

    Now the Bears need to pick up Peyton.

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  • RE: Delete old Backup files using T-sql script

    Here's an alternative

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Integration+Services+(SSIS)/87652/

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  • RE: Full Recovery Model

    EZ PZ

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (3/6/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (3/6/2012)


    And a week of troubleshooting later I'm back.

    If, for some reason, you just can't seem to get the login for SSC to work (page cannot be...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (3/6/2012)


    mtillman-921105 (3/6/2012)


    Stefan Krzywicki (3/6/2012)


    I had that problem with Cheeze-Its yesterday. It says Made with 100% Real Cheese on the front, but when you look at the ingredients, the first...

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  • RE: FusionIO

    I have seen some who have implemented FusionIO in hopes of resolving all performance problems. Even though the performance is substantially better, some things will remain an issue (like...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (3/6/2012)


    Ray K (3/6/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (3/5/2012)


    Revenant (3/5/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (3/5/2012)


    SQLRNNR (3/5/2012)


    crookj (3/5/2012)


    SQLRNNR (3/5/2012)


    brigade

    Battalion

    Squadron

    Air Group

    Wing

    Regiment

    Calvary

    Platoon

    Cavalry

    or should we be going in the direction of Golgotha now? 😀

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (3/6/2012)


    People crack me up. Someone posts a link to a report, and misstates what the report found (extrapolating a specific finding to the general). When I point out that...

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  • RE: Proper use of statement terminator

    I'm with Celko on this one. Put them where it seems to make sense to you and then see if it parses first.

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  • RE: Guidelines to take an interview for SQL Server DBA

    For starters, you need to know what the desired skillset of the employee needs to be. You will want to ask questions that try to show a little character...

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  • RE: Sorting in SQL Server

    I busted through a ton of them (collations) until I found the right one. With this sort of "sort" requirement, it really seems like a homework assignment.

    I decided to...

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  • RE: Virtualization Breaks SSRS

    When they moved it, I am assuming they did not use a P2V utility but instead treated it as a migration.

    When migrating an SSRS install, the encryption key needs to...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (3/5/2012)


    mtillman-921105 (3/5/2012)


    'Accidentally started eating what turned out to be chicken feet at a Chinese restaurant this weekend. Good times! Anybody else run into that?

    Were they good?

    I...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (3/5/2012)


    SQLRNNR (3/5/2012)


    brigade

    Battalion

    Squadron

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  • RE: Sorting in SQL Server

    Simplify a step further:

    create table #Chars

    (

    MyChar char(1)

    )

    insert #Chars (MyChar)

    values

    ('!'), ('"'), ('$'), ('?'), ('@'), ('^'), ('{'), ('>'), ('1'), ('2'), ('3'), ('4'), ('5'), ('6'), ('7'), ('8'), ('9'), ('A'), ('B'), ('C'), ('D')

    SELECT *

    FROM...

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