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RE: Today's Random Word!

JAZZ Master (12/18/2012)
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Jimmy
Newtron
Uh-oh - somebody has been reading my mind.
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December 18, 2012 at 10:44 pm

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RE: Today's Random Word!

crookj (12/18/2012)
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Jimmy
Crack Corn
Uncle Cracker
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December 18, 2012 at 10:44 pm

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RE: What will the max id be?

EZPZ
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December 18, 2012 at 9:24 pm

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RE: Table variables

L' Eomot Inversé (12/18/2012)
Nice easy one today.
Perhaps it would have been a good idea to provide the appropriate BoL reference: CREATE FUNCTION (Transact-SQL) which contains the statement
In multistatement table-valued...
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December 18, 2012 at 9:23 pm

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RE: Today's Random Word!

Jimmy
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 18, 2012 at 11:48 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GSquared (12/18/2012)
SQLRNNR (12/18/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (12/18/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (12/18/2012)
Has anyone else noticed that winter starts on the very same day that the world ends?
How does that work, wonders the author...
Happy Holidays for...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/18/2012)
Forecast this week
My wife showed that to me last night. Love that it is in french too!
Nothing better than a birthday to say farewell...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 18, 2012 at 11:14 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Stefan Krzywicki (12/18/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (12/18/2012)
Has anyone else noticed that winter starts on the very same day that the world ends?
How does that work, wonders the author...
Happy Holidays for those currently...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 18, 2012 at 11:12 am

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RE: Better Licensing for SQL Server

David.Poole (12/17/2012)
If you can't understand the licensing model then how can you be sure you are in compliance with it?
I've actually had two conversations with different Microsoft resellers who contradicted...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 17, 2012 at 8:28 pm

#1569352
RE: PARSE 1

Thanks Ron - Good stuff
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm

#1569317
RE: DBCC Commands

DBCC Checkdb would be my vote for most frequently used - or at least should be very high on the list.
DBCC updateusage
DBCC CheckConstraints would be another useful command.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 14, 2012 at 9:20 am

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RE: Today's Random Word!

Piano Crab err man
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 14, 2012 at 9:17 am

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RE: SET Options - 1

Thanks Ron. Very informative today.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 14, 2012 at 9:14 am

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RE: Today's Random Word!

Elton John
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December 13, 2012 at 2:26 pm

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RE: Today's Random Word!

limburger
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December 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm

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