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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Revenant (11/5/2013)


    SQLRNNR (11/5/2013)


    parenthetical

    bracketical 😉

    quotical

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    parenthetical

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    TurDucken

    ChiDurkey

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  • RE: UNION

    Paul White (11/3/2013)


    The above query does not produce a join. It produces a distinct sort then concatenation of values from one table and the other.

    Well it might do,...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (11/4/2013)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2013)


    L' Eomot Inversé (11/4/2013)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2013)


    Fuster

    ocioso

    Cluck

    Chicken

    Duck

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ed Wagner (11/4/2013)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2013)


    jasona.work (11/4/2013)


    The joy and fun of migrating DBs to a new server...

    Trying to get in touch with the people who need to update the application, people potentially...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    L' Eomot Inversé (11/4/2013)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2013)


    Fuster

    ocioso

    Cluck

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Fuster

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work (11/4/2013)


    The joy and fun of migrating DBs to a new server...

    Trying to get in touch with the people who need to update the application, people potentially trying to stall...

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  • RE: Testing Matters

    jfitz 5865 (11/3/2013)


    They had a hard date to meet and they had to release it in what ever state it was in. This is a project fail of unprecedented...

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  • RE: Five Rules For Sucessful Conversations With DBAs

    Andy Warren (9/24/2013)


    Josh, a nice take on the complexities of dealing with DBA's - I'd like to see you write the corollary for dealing with developers!

    I agree.

    These are some pretty...

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  • RE: Testing Matters

    Jim P. (11/2/2013)


    I'm not going into the rest of the stuff. But the three years without a capacity test? How incompetent can you be?

    Well, they are just beginning to show...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (11/1/2013)


    Luis Cazares (11/1/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (11/1/2013)


    [font="Wingdings"]Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.[/font]

    Aren't you getting too far with this? 😀

    I just put that in there for Grant.

    [font="Wingdings"]Iä! Iä! Cthulhu...

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  • RE: Best Practices / Considerations

    Some of the considerations need to also be business rules. In addition to the business rules (like some security separation for instance), one needs to consider Vendor interference and...

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  • RE: daylight savings time puzzle

    dan-572483 (10/30/2013)


    Try using the GETUTCDATE() function to determine the actual time to decide if it's time to eneable the job, as in:

    IF GETUTCDATE() > '2013-11-03 06:00:00'

    /* Adjust the...

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