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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ahhh but SQL 2014 does come with a turbo button.:w00t:

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (9/17/2014)


    I got someone asking if Cursor will work fast on memory based objects.

    It felt like the OP would upgrade to SQL 2014 so that he/she can make...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (9/16/2014)


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    SQLRNNR (9/16/2014)


    Yeah you guys are really making it tough to get much work done outside of cleaning up the slobber from thinking about bbq and...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (9/16/2014)


    SQLRNNR (9/16/2014)


    Yeah you guys are really making it tough to get much work done outside of cleaning up the slobber from thinking about bbq and smoked meat all...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Yeah you guys are really making it tough to get much work done outside of cleaning up the slobber from thinking about bbq and smoked meat all day for the...

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  • RE: Training Question

    Both Sarah and Jack provide some great information.

    The cheapest training you can get is to attend a local SQL Saturday. There are sure to be various courses given throughout...

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  • RE: Which type of Numbers?

    Shiva N (9/16/2014)


    yes you are 100%, but here one of my friend got this question in his MNC interview.like: write the logic to get Armstrong numbers?

    Seems a bit zealous to...

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  • RE: Swallowing the Camel

    columnae (9/16/2014)


    @SQLRNNR: That is not the ORM deciding, that is a dev neglecting.

    Typically a dev that does not grasp the concepts of an ORM and the responsibilities that come with...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    TomThomson (9/16/2014)


    Ed Wagner (9/16/2014)


    Of course, it all depends on what you're smoking.

    Indeed? :hehe:

    I was wondering when the water cooler turned into the hippy tent. Or would it be the...

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  • RE: Which type of Numbers?

    Koen Verbeeck (9/16/2014)


    Is that ... a recursive query to generate numbers? :sick:

    😀

    Technically, the numbers are rational numbers as well.

    Anyway, nice question.

    Yeah, and the leading statement terminator and the red herring...

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  • RE: Swallowing the Camel

    Evil Kraig F (9/15/2014)


    1) If you open a transaction from any server but the database server, I will shoot you, publically, and it will be considered a justifiable homicide. ...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

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    capacity

    Maximum

    Overflow

    buffer

    cushion

    Pillow

    Sleep

    Relaxation

    Siesta

    essential

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/15/2014)


    Jack Corbett (9/15/2014)


    GilaMonster (9/15/2014)


    Out of line? (Me, I mean) http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1613791.aspx

    I can see teh frustration coming out a bit, but I wouldn't say out of line. I'd...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/15/2014)


    Out of line? (Me, I mean) http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1613791.aspx

    Nope. Looks fine to me.

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  • RE: Reclaim the unused table space

    shashi_1409 (9/15/2014)


    Thanks for the reply Jack!

    We used to store the document images in a table with a column of image dataType and later when we decided to move these images...

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