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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (11/12/2009)


    Kit G (11/12/2009)


    Bob Hovious 24601 (11/12/2009)


    I've been trying to keep my mind out of the gutter, thank you very much.

    To some, or for some, the gutter is an improvement.

    Guilty!

    (I...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (11/12/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (11/12/2009)


    amazing how the thread can make a day go from bad to better. At least one good laugh a day.

    At first I thought you said the...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    WhatDoughHeadUsesAVGinPlaceofSumWhenTryingtoGetASum

    I figured i could use my new column name as a word since that is what I have been fixing in an executive report lately.

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  • RE: Got an email from a recruiter today...

    Silverfox (11/12/2009)


    Must be an american recruiter 😛

    what wrong with we Americanz english? (JK)

    Give the recruiter a break, it's not his fault there are so many exceptions to the rules (english...

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  • RE: Data Import

    Nice question. My first inclination was to go with the foreach loop container (having done that before quite effectively) - but it was worth verifying what the multiflatfile does...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    amazing how the thread can make a day go from bad to better. At least one good laugh a day.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (11/11/2009)


    Ian Scarlett (11/11/2009)


    This is a suggestion for all those intending to wear Kilts at the next PASS... ask the organisers to get in some special chairs for you...

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  • RE: Statistics creation necessary on a table that is dropped and reloaded each night?

    I'll second Jack on the DTA. DTA isn't always accurate in the suggested indexes/statistics that it suggests.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards-268690 (11/10/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (11/10/2009)


    GSquared (11/10/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (11/10/2009)


    Hammers aren't fun for technical equipment on the fritz. Now a slingshot.....

    Depends on how you define the word "hammer"[/u].

    The one...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    teletravaille

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  • RE: table owner

    select u.name as UserName,o.name as ObjectName from sys.sysobjects o

    inner join sysusers u

    on u.uid = o.uid

    where [type] = 'u'

    This will get you the ObjectOwner

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  • RE: An Un-indexed Foreign Key Gotcha

    Good Article with useful info. Thanks

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  • RE: SQL Agent job monitoring.

    rlondon (11/9/2009)


    Thanks for the information. I will look into that as another option, but still looking for something that I can just open up and vew all of my...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Visioconference

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  • RE: disk report

    the script repository here at SSC also has some scripts that would be of use. Check those out too. Download a few and find the one you like...

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