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  • RE: The Worst Comments

    Ian Rennie (3/13/2015)


    I remember seeing the comment "What has she done now?". Unfortunately, apart from the discourtesy, the author had not checked how his code rendered - it appeared in...

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  • RE: The Worst Comments

    The worst I have seen is

    --Works as Coded

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    drone

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  • RE: ObjectType Reference from Default Trace

    dave hants (5/8/2014)


    bartedgerton (10/8/2013)


    Basu's suggestion was right.

    Here is my full query to list all DDL changes:

    ALTER PROCEDURE [dbo].[SchemaChangesToday]

    @dbName VARCHAR(128) = NULL

    AS

    BEGIN

    DECLARE @filename nvarchar(1000);

    -- Get...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (3/10/2015)


    Wow! I have little to say.

    😀

    You rock!

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (3/10/2015)


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    Grant Fritchey (3/9/2015)


    By the way, Gianluca is a giant.

    So this means if and when I meet...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (3/10/2015)


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    Ed Wagner (3/10/2015)


    laurie-789651 (3/10/2015)


    Today

    Tomorrow

    Yesterday

    The Beatles

    Insect

    instinct

    Basic

    Stone

    Sliver

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (3/10/2015)


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    By the way, Gianluca is a giant.

    So this means if and when I meet Gianluca he'll have to be...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (3/9/2015)


    Grant Fritchey (3/9/2015)


    By the way, Gianluca is a giant.

    So this means if and when I meet Gianluca he'll have to be seated for us to see...

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  • RE: How do I overcome this error

    This link has several examples that you could use.

    http://stackoverflow.com/questions/703019/convert-integer-to-hex-and-hex-to-integer

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    thin mint

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

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    jasona.work (3/7/2015)


    Turns out, Public by default does not have CONNECT SQL. So I was thinking I could grant the privilege to Public, then revoke it from the...

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  • RE: Don’t Understand? You’re About to Learn Something

    I like the approach. I'll try to remember that with my children.

    "not understanding" is just "lack of knowledge" leaving the body.

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  • RE: SQL SERVER CERTIFICATION - Need Advise

    sunilk.net (3/9/2015)


    Hi All,

    I am thinking to take up the below MCSA, the format looks new to me.

    1. Querying Microsoft SQL Server 2012 - 461

    2. Administering Microsoft SQL Server 2012 Databases...

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  • RE: Foreign Key Fun

    Ed Wagner (3/6/2015)


    Nice question, Tom. Good, clear and logical thought, just like I'd expect from you. I learned something new today, as I've never seen the skip before....

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