"Relations" at work:

INSERT IN ADMIN

UNDER OR ON TABLE TOP

OVER AND OVER

AUTHORIZATION

TO INSERT INTO USER

AT WORK IS NOT REAL

For those of you that just lock yourself in your cube all day:

ISOLATION...

Business break-room food etiquette:

LARGE FOREIGN OBJECT

LEFT ON PUBLIC TABLE IS

FOR GROUP COLLATION

col-la-tion (n): any light meal

Continuing along those lines...

Before flushing, Confucius Say:

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Two words: Green Screen. 😛

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Steve,

I'll be terse and use bullet points instead of paragraphs. 😛

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