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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BWFC (11/1/2016)


    I've got a barrel of cider maturing in the cellar, can I come?

    Just send the barrel. We'll review your application later. :Whistling:

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chad Crawford (10/28/2016)


    Well, the summit has been good to me this year. I participated in many good sessions, including those by Grant, Gail, Wayne and Hugo (you all...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (10/21/2016)


    BWFC (10/21/2016)


    Ed Wagner (10/21/2016)


    djj (10/21/2016)


    Stuart Davies (10/21/2016)


    Ed Wagner (10/20/2016)


    TomThomson (10/20/2016)


    Ray K (10/20/2016)


    Revenant (10/20/2016)


    Penny

    Nickel

    Nickelodeon

    Cartoon

    Strip

    Stripper (as in paint)

    Scrape

    Shell

    Command

    Conquer

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Revenant (10/14/2016)


    whereisSQL? (10/14/2016)


    Ray K (10/14/2016)


    Manic Star (10/14/2016)


    Alan.B (10/14/2016)


    djj (10/14/2016)


    whereisSQL? (10/14/2016)


    ThomasRushton (10/14/2016)


    djj (10/14/2016)


    Lynn Pettis (10/14/2016)


    Kaye Cahs (10/14/2016)


    djj (10/14/2016)


    Grumpy DBA (10/14/2016)


    djj (10/14/2016)


    crookj (10/13/2016)


    Bang

    Drum

    Slowly (anyone get this reference?)

    Book

    Worm

    Fish

    Fry

    Day

    Happy

    Excited

    incited

    Indicted

    Invited

    Spurred

    [Hopefully not] Horse

    Mr. Ed

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Revenant (10/13/2016)


    Hugo Kornelis (10/13/2016)


    crookj (10/13/2016)


    Ed Wagner (10/13/2016)


    Grumpy DBA (10/13/2016)


    Manic Star (10/13/2016)


    Stuart Davies (10/13/2016)


    Queue

    Stack

    Stacked

    Corned Beef

    Hash

    Match

    Soccer (football for you Europeans)

    Hand-egg (football for you Americans)

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (10/13/2016)


    I have a query to try that on. If it only joins the first hit, wow. That could save a LOT of time...

    The actual processing depends on the...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (10/13/2016)


    GilaMonster (10/13/2016)


    Grant Fritchey (10/13/2016)


    Sean Lange (10/13/2016)


    WOW...http://www.sql-datatools.com/2016/05/sql-queries-tuning-and-optimization.html

    This is supposed to be a list of things to do to optimize queries. While some of these are valid most of them...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (10/13/2016)


    Ed Wagner (10/13/2016)


    Grumpy DBA (10/13/2016)


    Manic Star (10/13/2016)


    Stuart Davies (10/13/2016)


    Queue

    Stack

    Stacked

    Corned Beef

    Hash

    Match

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (10/13/2016)


    Sean Lange (10/13/2016)


    WOW...http://www.sql-datatools.com/2016/05/sql-queries-tuning-and-optimization.html

    This is supposed to be a list of things to do to optimize queries. While some of these are valid most of them lack context or...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BrainDonor (10/13/2016)


    jasona.work (10/12/2016)


    even 20 years ago

    Even 20 years ago! Even? I was 13 years into my IT career 20 years ago - it wasn't that far back!

    Last week some...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Kaye Cahs (10/11/2016)


    Manic Star (10/11/2016)


    djj (10/11/2016)


    Ed Wagner (10/11/2016)


    Hugo Kornelis (10/10/2016)


    Luis Cazares (10/10/2016)


    crookj (10/10/2016)


    Shape

    Square

    Attend me

    Devices

    Switch

    Off

    Duty

    Free

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Luis Cazares (10/10/2016)


    crookj (10/10/2016)


    Shape

    Square

    Attend me

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (10/10/2016)


    Hugo, are you heading west (over the Atlantic) or east (over the Pacific) on your Amsterdam to Seattle leg?

    What Gail says. Even as far North as Iceland -...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/10/2016)


    Ah, why not.

    I get to Seattle Sunday 23rd Oct (via London)

    Monday afternoon: Jason's Freecon (monday morning = sleeping in)

    Tuesday probably Pass UG and/Or SQLSaturday meetings, though my UG leader...

  • RE: Solving the "Running Total" & "Ordinal Rank" Problems (Rewritten)

    Seggerman-675349 (10/8/2016)


    on more practical matters - several critical stored procedures for my client, the largest employer in our county - rely on the quirky method to load daily tables -...

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