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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    Hoooney? Will you Select dinner from TheRefriderator as tasty where IsReady is less then 30 minutes? Love ya!

    Craig, I'm officially...

  • RE: substring or charindex?

    gaheinze (10/1/2010)


    i am trying to achieve this by maybe seperating both numbers into two columns, i came up with this script to display all the records on the left of...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    Hoooney? Will you Select dinner from TheRefriderator as tasty where IsReady is less then 30 minutes? Love ya!

    Craig, I'm officially stealing this line for...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (10/1/2010)


    On a different note, I have finally broken into the Top 8 posters.

    Nice. I seem to be hovering between 15 and 20. Those top 5 will be...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    tshelly (10/1/2010)


    Ok, have to chime in. I'll pass on the Kilt, but the Scottish accent, now we're talking. Wait - is my husband logged...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'm ready to bet you a flying, frozen, pork chop. :w00t:

    Dinner

    Although pigs may fly, I'm fairly sure they would stop doing it once they'd been butchered and frozen. :hehe:

    You...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    tshelly (10/1/2010)


    Ok, have to chime in. I'll pass on the Kilt, but the Scottish accent, now we're talking. Wait - is my husband logged on right now?!? ...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (10/1/2010)


    Trey Staker (10/1/2010)


    tshelly (10/1/2010)


    Trey, I think your comments to CELKO might have shut him down... at least temporarily. He was actively bashing folks left and right up until...

  • RE: Performance Tuning

    getoffmyfoot (10/1/2010)


    seems like that would be a good place to start. Maybe calculate that thing once and hold it in a variable, and use the variable in the where clause....

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    While we're on the subject of sample data, anyone know where I can get 300,000+ records of description data with 400-6000 character average ( no, I didn't lose the zero...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (10/1/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/1/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/1/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/1/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/1/2010)


    GilaMonster (10/1/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/1/2010)


    Just realized the solution, I'll have to find a carrier pigeon to tie a flash drive to and...

  • RE: Open Row Set - Skip First N rows

    thekrauseman (10/1/2010)


    Hello All.

    I am trying to import excel files using the OpenRowSet command, and am having success when the headers are on the first row. Here is the script:

    SELECT *...

  • RE: How can you see the Recovery Model?

    SwayneBell (10/1/2010)


    Well, I'm not going to theorize with them for too long. I'm just going to cut to the chase and get them to restore to a point-in-time, as you...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (9/30/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (9/30/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/30/2010)


    WayneS (9/30/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/30/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/30/2010)


    The problem is what he's mapping out in the project plan is actual elapsed time, not time spent on his project. Since neither...

  • RE: how to raise alert on table row count

    mickeytech2000 (9/30/2010)


    I am not doing any Inserts. All I need is when the number of rows in a table reaches 50, I want an alert raised and written to the...

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