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  • RE: Women and Men - Same or Different?

    Grant Fritchey (10/4/2010)


    I tried negotiating a job offer. I told them what my base would have to be. They didn't meet it. Then they were shocked as hell when I...


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  • RE: Can Wives Shorten Work Hours?

    WayneS (10/2/2010)


    Craig Farrell (9/29/2010)


    ... I've gotten a list of questions that I always ask the employer. One of the top 3 is "What's your average employee's work schedule like,...


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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stolen from the front page:

    Top Members (last 30 days) # Name Score Level

    30 days All-time

    1. Saru V 1127 1149 Ten Centuries

    2. bslchennai 1083 1083...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    ... only 4:12 PM here. 🙂

    Shouldn't you be in the pub then? Maybe it's an African thing (I doubt), but friday post 4pm here just about no...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    GilaMonster (10/1/2010)


    Ow! My mail! And on a friday night too. Get away from thy computers and go do something normal for a friday night! (and before anyone...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/1/2010)


    Ow! My mail! And on a friday night too. Get away from thy computers and go do something normal for a friday night! (and before anyone complains, I've been...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Join VS IN VS Exists

    GilaMonster (10/1/2010)


    The join is faster because that CASE expression is not SARGable. Not sure why you have the CASE there in the first place.

    This may be of interest: http://sqlinthewild.co.za/index.php/2010/04/27/in-exists-and-join-a-roundup/

    :ermm:...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: SELECT from a table that refers to itself?

    Nope, can do it in 2k5 and 2k8 with a recursive CTE definition.

    If you'd like a sample of how to build it, check out the first link in my sig...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    Hoooney? Will you Select dinner from TheRefriderator as tasty where IsReady is less then 30 minutes? Love ya!

    Craig, I'm officially...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: substring or charindex?

    gaheinze (10/1/2010)


    i am trying to achieve this by maybe seperating both numbers into two columns, i came up with this script to display all the records on the left of...


    - Craig Farrell

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    Hoooney? Will you Select dinner from TheRefriderator as tasty where IsReady is less then 30 minutes? Love ya!

    Craig, I'm officially stealing this line for...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (10/1/2010)


    On a different note, I have finally broken into the Top 8 posters.

    Nice. I seem to be hovering between 15 and 20. Those top 5 will be...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/1/2010)


    tshelly (10/1/2010)


    Ok, have to chime in. I'll pass on the Kilt, but the Scottish accent, now we're talking. Wait - is my husband logged...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'm ready to bet you a flying, frozen, pork chop. :w00t:

    Dinner

    Although pigs may fly, I'm fairly sure they would stop doing it once they'd been butchered and frozen. :hehe:

    You...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    tshelly (10/1/2010)


    Ok, have to chime in. I'll pass on the Kilt, but the Scottish accent, now we're talking. Wait - is my husband logged on right now?!? ...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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