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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (11/18/2009)


    ... which prompted me to Google LASHIWAB, which results lead to my next question... should answers on ask.sqlservercentral.com be scored higher if they were given in rhyme rather than...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (11/18/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)


    Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?

    Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.

    You mean I have...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)


    Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?

    Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.

    You mean I have been hitting my head...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?

    Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.



    Alvin Ramard
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (11/17/2009)


    Jeff Moden (11/17/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)


    Paul White (11/17/2009)


    LMGTFY version 2.0:

    http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd

    I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?

    Let

    Me

    Be

    The

    First

    Yeller??

    BWAA-HAA!!! You have too much time on your hands, Alvin. 😛

    Is...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (11/17/2009)


    ARRRRGGGGGG!!!!

    I'm heading out to the desert for a while just in case you don't see me for a few days.

    Don't forget to bring plenty of water and stay...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (11/17/2009)


    That's funny. I wonder how many people will go there right away and not get it?

    Probably as many as the one that wouldn't do the search...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (11/17/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (11/17/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)


    Paul White (11/17/2009)


    LMGTFY version 2.0:

    http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd

    I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?

    Let

    Me

    Be

    The

    First

    Yeller??

    BWAA-HAA!!! You have too much time on your hands, Alvin. 😛

    Not any more....



    Alvin Ramard
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (11/17/2009)


    Paul White (11/17/2009)


    LMGTFY version 2.0:

    http://tinyurl.com/yz8f2jd

    I'm confused now. Shouldn't that be LMBTFY?

    Let

    Me

    Be

    The

    First

    Yeller??



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (11/16/2009)


    Can Anybody help me explain group access and conn strings?

    I would if I had more energy. I feel like I have a personal connection what that OP.

    (Hint: I...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (11/16/2009)


    I would like to apologize for my answers to all three of those... but I won't. 😀

    I...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (11/16/2009)


    Looks like someone needs a basic computer theory course.

    Unfortunately, that comment applies to too many developers and administrators.

    🙁



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (11/16/2009)


    You could also help him with the ADSL line if he has issues uploading the screenshot. You should be quite expert...:-P

    He needs help picking the right size hammer?

    😀



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  • RE: Solving the "Running Total" & "Ordinal Rank" Problems (Rewritten)

    CirquedeSQLeil (11/14/2009)


    I have to agree with Lynn and Flo on this one. As much as it might be nice to code generically so the code will perform on all...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (11/14/2009)


    Want to talk about broken records?

    Like I said a few posts before: "Who has the pork chop launcher?"



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