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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (3/10/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/10/2010)


    I just remember something from a few years back.

    Person answer an internal posting for Data Warehouse Adminstrator. The person did not have any valid experience,...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I just remember something from a few years back.

    Person answer an internal posting for Data Warehouse Adminstrator. The person did not have any valid experience, but her resume did...



    Alvin Ramard
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (3/10/2010)


    Roy Ernest (3/10/2010)


    lol.. Thanks Paul. And thanks for confirming that I am Crazy.. I am known as "The crazy DBA" at my work place... 🙂

    Nobody I know bothers to...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/9/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)


    Maybe change it to Dr. Lynn Pettis. 😎

    Dr. Lynn Pettis, MVP ?

    Maybe Dr. Lynn Pettis, MCP (master control program) :Whistling:

    NO, Master Control Pettis!! 😀

    Sorry Lynn



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    But don't change it to:

    John Dingledangle, BSc, Msc, PhD

    (Old joke)



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)


    Maybe change it to Dr. Lynn Pettis. 😎

    Dr. Lynn Pettis, MVP ?



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (3/9/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    Well, time for me to get ready to leave. I have another high school soccer game to officiate. I hope this one is better...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    Well, time for me to get ready to leave. I have another high school soccer game to officiate. I hope this one is better than the...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/9/2010)


    It shouldn't be yellow if you're using Depends. 😛

    It shouldn't be either color if you're using depends. Maybe we could ask an Astronaut?

    Ok, conversation is...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/9/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/9/2010)


    Will someone please bring a deck of cards? Oh, and air freshner.

    What fragrance, Pine or New Car? 😉

    Eau de Toilette

    That...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/9/2010)


    Will someone please bring a deck of cards? Oh, and air freshner.

    What fragrance, Pine or New Car? 😉

    Eau de Toilette

    That would depend. ...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/9/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    lmu92 (3/9/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    I think it's time for trip to the desert. Anyone care to join me? I'll put the hippo on...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    lmu92 (3/9/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/9/2010)


    I think it's time for trip to the desert. Anyone care to join me? I'll put the hippo on a leash. 😛

    May I...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (3/9/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)


    Can somebody explain this one to me?

    FreeSystemCache before Tempdb Shrink

    Was that poster who provided the freeproc solution being sarcastic or was that genuine advice?

    Genuine, or else he...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Too many people out there with hammers looking for nails. :rolleyes:



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