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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ok, it's Friday and I'm getting tired.

    Just got an email from Apple saying "iPad is coming ...."

    I clicked <Reply> SO? <Send>

    😎



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (3/12/2010)


    george sibbald (3/12/2010)


    Before we have a DBA contest some one is going to have to define what a DBA does first.............

    According to Buck Woody a DBA is a...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    FYI and/or FWIW

    I'm a developer, not a DBA; but I've spent more time helping DBAs get their job(s) done than I have waiting for DBAs to finish mine. I...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    george sibbald (3/12/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/12/2010)


    george sibbald (3/12/2010)


    Before we have a DBA contest some one is going to have to define what a DBA does first.............

    A DBA tells developers: "You want...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    george sibbald (3/12/2010)


    Before we have a DBA contest some one is going to have to define what a DBA does first.............

    A DBA tells developers: "You want to do WHAT?!?!?!"



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (3/12/2010)


    I just saw that thread posted by Paul. With Kim out of town, he's in a cranky mood. Never a good day to argue with, but...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Q: How can you tell that your day will not go well?

    A: You picked a fight with Paul Randall.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic881729-391-1.aspx



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (3/12/2010)


    Or don't even know where to look to find out if they have a good backup.

    Q: Backup plan?

    A: I have a couple of buddies that are recruiters....



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    What about the lousy DBA competition? Can you nominate anyone for that one?

    WAIT!!! Not all at once!!! :w00t:



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/12/2010)


    I'm waiting for the Average DBA Competition. I'll nominate myself for that one.

    I'm waiting for the I'm Not a DBA Competition. I'll nominate myself for that...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    From Twitter:

    I'm not a DBA, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (3/10/2010)


    Elliott W (3/10/2010)


    I'm wondering if any of the "regulars" would be interested in peer-reviewing an article related to SSIS processing concurrency. I've had a lot of questions...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/10/2010)


    Have you ever seen the rain?

    Coming down on a sunny day?



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/10/2010)


    Okay, I must be getting cynical in my old age. Thanks.

    Master Yoda getting cynical? Never.

    There must have been a disturbance in the force at that happened at...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (3/10/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/10/2010)


    You'sa welcome.

    Jar-jar, is that you?

    LOL

    Actually, I picked up that expression before the Star Wars movie came out.



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