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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (8/9/2010)


    You mean it isn't?

    It is, well, sorta. It just that it would look better in the form of a comic strip, you know, with prettier pictures/drawings.



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    We need a new comic series: The Thread :w00t:



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (8/6/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (8/6/2010)


    Paul White NZ (8/6/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (8/6/2010)


    I love Smarties, 'cause I am one! 😛

    You bought Joe Celko's book?

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Technical Guru (goor-oo, goo-roo)- A person who reads the manual....



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  • RE: best online tool to store work notes?

    I recommend Microsoft OneNote which you may be able to use for free via Office.Live.com



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (8/5/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (8/5/2010)


    Well, getting really short here, tomorrow is my last day with my current employer!

    Wish me luck!!

    Good luck, I'm sure you'll do great at the new job.

    I...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (8/5/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (8/5/2010)


    Steve Jones - Editor (8/5/2010)


    Wish me luck. My PASS Board interview is tomorrow. We'll see if I'm still in the running after that.

    Good luck!! And...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Paul White NZ (8/5/2010)


    Jack Corbett (8/5/2010)


    Paul White NZ (8/5/2010)


    I feel a blog entry coming on...

    I was just thinking the same thing. I haven't had a truly technical post...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chris Morris-439714 (8/5/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (8/5/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (8/5/2010)


    Wow, a nice technical discussion on The Thread.

    Who'd have thought?

    SACRILEGE!! HERESY!! CURSORS!! :w00t::w00t:

    Doesn't Rule #9 (not sure about the number)...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (8/5/2010)


    Wow, a nice technical discussion on The Thread.

    Who'd have thought?

    SACRILEGE!! HERESY!! CURSORS!! :w00t::w00t:

    Doesn't Rule #9 (not sure about the number) say something about no...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (8/5/2010)


    Right, that last post, that was to a completely different thread... uh, Steve, DBCC Timewarp is acting up or something.

    I bet you somebody has set DBCC TimeWarp to...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    mtillman-921105 (8/4/2010)


    Steve Jones - Editor (8/4/2010)


    We have that clock in the kitchen in our house. People think it's funny.

    And that we're geeks.

    Bazinga! :exclamation:

    No Bazinga for that one. It's...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I prefer a digital clock.

    I once programmed one that would display the time in different formats: hex, binary, BCD, roman numerals, octal, and the good old base ten system.

    The roman...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The US hasn't adopted the Metric system yet, so there's very little chance we'll see the date/time system go metric, well, any further than it already is.

    Decade, century, and millenium,...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (8/4/2010)


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    ALZDBA (8/4/2010)


    GilaMonster (8/4/2010)


    Jack Corbett (8/4/2010)


    Probably the most complex SQL I've had to write. Too many OUTER JOINs (business requires this design), and then parameters that could...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (8/4/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (8/4/2010)


    skcadavre (8/4/2010)


    Jack Corbett (8/4/2010)


    So you know the search procedure you are working on is complex when you can't write up a question about it for the...



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