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Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 1

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psingla Hall of Fame Points: 3840 More actions · Answer 2

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djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 3

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287024 More actions · Answer 4

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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22920 More actions · Answer 5

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On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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laurie-789651 SSCertifiable Points: 7680 More actions · Answer 6

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

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^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287024 More actions · Answer 8

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14055 More actions · Answer 9

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287024 More actions · Answer 10

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Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 11

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 12

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 13

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^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22920 More actions · Answer 14

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On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287024 More actions · Answer 15

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