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  June 19, 2014 at 8:48 am

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• Sean Lange

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  June 19, 2014 at 8:50 am

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  June 19, 2014 at 8:53 am

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  -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
  There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
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  June 19, 2014 at 8:56 am

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  June 19, 2014 at 9:00 am

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• Sean Lange

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  June 19, 2014 at 9:03 am

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  Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
  Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
  Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
  Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

• Ed Wagner

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  June 19, 2014 at 9:05 am

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  June 19, 2014 at 10:22 am

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  June 19, 2014 at 10:58 am

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  June 19, 2014 at 10:59 am

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  Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
  Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
  Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
  Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

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  June 19, 2014 at 7:32 pm

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  June 19, 2014 at 9:17 pm

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