Today's Random Word!

  • Boot - as in what is done after over indulging.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Fridayish -- my apologies, but this is a Friday on a Tuesday today.

  • sublime

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • CirquedeSQLeil (12/22/2009)


    Boot - as in what is done after over indulging.

    Boot or toot??? 😀

    celebrating the "real" reason for the season!

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • tosscrosby-60625 (12/23/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (12/22/2009)


    Boot - as in what is done after over indulging.

    Boot or toot??? 😀

    celebrating the "real" reason for the season!

    As in slang used to represent oral projectiles thrust outward from the gastrointestinal tract.:sick:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • tosscrosby-60625 (12/23/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (12/22/2009)


    Boot - as in what is done after over indulging.

    Boot or toot??? 😀

    celebrating the "real" reason for the season!

    However, the toot may come out as well.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Work . . . as in "back to . . . "

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    Check out my blog at https://pianorayk.wordpress.com/

  • Book

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Catch Up (after a 9 day break)

    Joe

  • Back to work..


    Bru Medishetty

    Blog -- LearnSQLWithBru

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    Twitter -- BruMedishetty

  • sugar coma

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • family coma

    Why are there more of them every year?? And if they weren't family, I'd probably never intentionally associate with most of them anyway! In no way was I rude to any of them, in fact quite the opposite. Simply glad it's over and we've all gone our separate ways for another year. Now my girls and I can get to real family time.

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Countdown - 13 work days remaining

  • Windows 7 - (Finally made the switch on my personal PC)

  • Foun-dit!

    Fix-dit!

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

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