February 13, 2019 at 2:13 pm
Sue_H - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:03 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 1:51 PMHow do you assassinate a DBA ?It better be something other than pulling the trigger...that's in someones signature up here. Can''t remember offhand who it is though.
Would it count as assassination if you give him a desire to suicide after deleting all backups and dropping the database in production?
February 13, 2019 at 3:11 pm
Luis Cazares - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:13 PMSue_H - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:03 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 1:51 PMHow do you assassinate a DBA ?It better be something other than pulling the trigger...that's in someones signature up here. Can''t remember offhand who it is though.
Would it count as assassination if you give him a desire to suicide after deleting all backups and dropping the database in production?
I thought that's what is called a mercy killing.
February 15, 2019 at 8:49 am
Sue_H - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:03 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 1:51 PMHow do you assassinate a DBA ?It better be something other than pulling the trigger...that's in someones signature up here. Can''t remember offhand who it is though.
Sorry Sue, but that's how you do it. Or even Fire a trigger, but "Pull" is the better word choice.
You might even say "Pull all his triggers!" ...
Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
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February 15, 2019 at 9:07 am
sgmunson - Friday, February 15, 2019 8:49 AMSue_H - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:03 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 1:51 PMHow do you assassinate a DBA ?It better be something other than pulling the trigger...that's in someones signature up here. Can''t remember offhand who it is though.
Sorry Sue, but that's how you do it. Or even Fire a trigger, but "Pull" is the better word choice.
You might even say "Pull all his triggers!" ...
I'm old. Pull my finger. 😉
--Jeff Moden
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February 15, 2019 at 9:32 am
Jeff Moden - Friday, February 15, 2019 9:07 AMsgmunson - Friday, February 15, 2019 8:49 AMSue_H - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:03 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 1:51 PMHow do you assassinate a DBA ?It better be something other than pulling the trigger...that's in someones signature up here. Can''t remember offhand who it is though.
Sorry Sue, but that's how you do it. Or even Fire a trigger, but "Pull" is the better word choice.
You might even say "Pull all his triggers!" ...I'm old. Pull my finger. 😉
Yep, and you demonstrated that fact with that set of words, as well... Got a hell of a good laugh out of it, though... Thanks for that...
Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
Rent Servers for Income (picks and shovels strategy)
February 15, 2019 at 10:19 am
Jeff Moden - Friday, February 15, 2019 9:07 AMsgmunson - Friday, February 15, 2019 8:49 AMSue_H - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:03 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 1:51 PMHow do you assassinate a DBA ?It better be something other than pulling the trigger...that's in someones signature up here. Can''t remember offhand who it is though.
Sorry Sue, but that's how you do it. Or even Fire a trigger, but "Pull" is the better word choice.
You might even say "Pull all his triggers!" ...I'm old. Pull my finger. 😉
I got a new type of code smell with that.
March 1, 2019 at 11:44 am
3 DBAs walk into a diner. The first grabs a menu, the second scans the menu with a smart phone, the third checks the scanned menu for errors.
And the waiter taps his foot, waiting for them to actually do something.
March 1, 2019 at 11:54 am
Brandie Tarvin - Friday, March 1, 2019 11:44 AM3 DBAs walk into a diner. The first grabs a menu, the second scans the menu with a smart phone, the third checks the scanned menu for errors.
And the waiter taps his foot, waiting for them to actually do something.
Will they SELECT something from the menu? I just hope they don't accidentally drop a table.
March 1, 2019 at 12:02 pm
Luis Cazares - Friday, March 1, 2019 11:54 AMBrandie Tarvin - Friday, March 1, 2019 11:44 AM3 DBAs walk into a diner. The first grabs a menu, the second scans the menu with a smart phone, the third checks the scanned menu for errors.
And the waiter taps his foot, waiting for them to actually do something.
Will they SELECT something from the menu? I just hope they don't accidentally drop a table.
What will they ORDER BY?
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March 1, 2019 at 12:12 pm
Ray K - Friday, March 1, 2019 12:02 PMLuis Cazares - Friday, March 1, 2019 11:54 AMBrandie Tarvin - Friday, March 1, 2019 11:44 AM3 DBAs walk into a diner. The first grabs a menu, the second scans the menu with a smart phone, the third checks the scanned menu for errors.
And the waiter taps his foot, waiting for them to actually do something.
Will they SELECT something from the menu? I just hope they don't accidentally drop a table.
What will they ORDER BY?
I'll let you know once they give me an UPDATE.
March 1, 2019 at 12:32 pm
Why did the DBA cross the road?
To FETCH the NEXT chicken.
March 1, 2019 at 11:32 pm
Brandie Tarvin - Friday, March 1, 2019 12:32 PMWhy did the DBA cross the road?To FETCH the NEXT chicken.
Was he CURSing as he had to do it by CBAC (Chicken by AGONIZING Chicken).......to misquote Jeff Moden
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March 4, 2019 at 4:01 am
HappyGeek - Friday, March 1, 2019 11:32 PMBrandie Tarvin - Friday, March 1, 2019 12:32 PMWhy did the DBA cross the road?To FETCH the NEXT chicken.
Was he CURSing as he had to do it by CBAC (Chicken by AGONIZING Chicken).......to misquote Jeff Moden
Well it's not like the chicken was going to FETCH itself. @=)
March 13, 2019 at 2:33 pm
Just to have some fun mixing metaphors...
What if the DBAs at the diner ORDERed BUY the Jerk Chicken? Does it FETCH NEXT itself?
Who CURSORs as a RESULT SET ? "Jerk by agonizing Jerk" just doesn't have quite the same
ring to it... And what will Jeff Moden think? Will the CURSORing continue?
Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
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