Yeah, lifelong upstate New Yorker here.
It also occurred to me that maybe this thread does have something to do with SQL. One of the things I've been doing with my job is trying to learn Analysis Services, SSIS, BIDS, etc. I needed to do something to practice.
So, what did I do? I took the database from this site[/url] and imported it into my SQL Server.
It made sense to me. Since baseball is all about statistics, it gave me a chance to set up dimensions, measures, cubes, etc.