SQL Jokes & Riddles!!!

  • They see me locking,

    Isolating, they selecting and trying to catch me reading dirty

    Trying to catch me reading dirty

    Queries hitting, I'm blocking

    They hoping that they gonna catch me reading dirty

    Trying to catch me reading dirty

  • Table1: I thought you loved only me!?!

    Table2: But, honey, I do!!!

    Table1: Then why are you messing around with a foreign key?

    He was dissapointed when he found out that she had a child table.

    They loved each other but decided to break it off due to problems with understanding each other. She was raised in a SQL Server family and he was Oracle.

    Tom

  • Greeted by a waiter when walking into a restaurant, as SQL Server developer asks "Do you have a table". The waiter responds "in 10 minutes". Disappointed the SQL Server developer turns around and leaves, muttering "bugger, I don't do temporal...."

    😎

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