January 26, 2007 at 8:37 am
I walk the line!
Gianni Cache
January 29, 2007 at 8:00 am
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January 29, 2007 at 8:41 am
Ok... I'll take your challenge Gianni!
I keep a close watch on this data o' mine,
I keep a process running all the time.
I keep the locking low so it won't bind
Since I'm SA
I script the lines.
February 1, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Terry,
You should not be logging as SA
He is an admin but generic per se
SOx auditors will not be happy with that,
Get yourself new credentials instead!
Regards,Yelena Varsha
February 1, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Your reply fits not
the rhyming scheme
report me to SOx not
or I will scream
You're supposed to croon
Johnny's Cash's tune
I'm still SA
you'll have to pay
February 2, 2007 at 7:51 am
I hear the SA codin'
slappin' keys again
but I ain't seen the code run
since I don't know when
well I'm stuck in SQL prison
logging slows me down
but that SA keeps a-codin'
bad joins make me frown
Gianni Cache
February 2, 2007 at 8:34 am
Rhyming DBAs; that is all we need,
year zero seven's here and we have a new breed.
Getting all creative with your words and your rhymes,
But have your SQL Server's got awesome up times?
Are your indexes tuned right? Do your queries run quick?
Documentation up to date? Is your Replication slick?
Are your logins and your roles secure to the full?
'Cos everybody knows that breaches are uncool.
It is good to see that "DBA" and "creative" mix,
If there ever is a problem; they know that we'll fix.
DBAs are nice guys and girls that's for sure,
Hopefully they're creative too. C'mon let's hear some more.......
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