Grant Fritchey 2016

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Grant Fritchey 2016

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September 4, 2016 at 9:42 am

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Are you really sure about that? 😛

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 2

Unless he was lying.... 😉

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1808839-3740-1.aspx

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Thomas Franz Hall of Fame Points: 3874 More actions · Answer 3

If he would have written a book, than he would have written it on a PC with Word or on a typewriter (if he is conservative).

I don't believe that even the most fanatic DBAs would use SQL Server to write a book on it:

SELECT * FROM (values(1, 1, 'Usually I don''t know, how to start a book...')) t(chapter, sentence, content)

God is real, unless declared integer.

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September 5, 2016 at 1:57 am

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If I'd seen 'humor' I might have got the 7 points...

morlindk SSCrazy Points: 2294 More actions · Answer 5

https://www.waterstones.com/book/expert-performance-indexing-in-sql-server-2016/jason-strate/grant-fritchey/9781484211199

Que..?

Will there be a sequel to elaborate on the funny part? Anyway, Lucky to get the 7 ponts...

George Vobr SSCrazy Eights Points: 9911 More actions · Answer 6

That Grant is "really lazy" and Scary DBA, evidenced by its rich publishing

activity and his excellent book "SQL Server Execution Plans" and more.

So let his laziness will continue, we wish him especially good luck 🙂

Mr. Kapsicum SSCertifiable Points: 6128 More actions · Answer 7

good humor ... and Salute to Grant for his contribution to sql community...!!

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

The Dixie Flatline (9/4/2016)
Unless he was lying.... 😉
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1808839-3740-1.aspx

Haha

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morlindk (9/5/2016)
https://www.waterstones.com/book/expert-performance-indexing-in-sql-server-2016/jason-strate/grant-fritchey/9781484211199
Que..?
Will there be a sequel to elaborate on the funny part? Anyway, Lucky to get the 7 ponts...

That book was published in 2015 and was based on SQL 2014 (not that much about indexing changed in 2016). Not sure why the site decided to change the book title like that but the graphic of the book has the correct title.

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September 6, 2016 at 7:16 am

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He will though...right?

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 11

Nah.... he's gotten lazy. 😉

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The Dixie Flatline (9/6/2016)
Nah.... he's gotten lazy. 😉

+1

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SQLRNNR (9/5/2016)
morlindk (9/5/2016)
https://www.waterstones.com/book/expert-performance-indexing-in-sql-server-2016/jason-strate/grant-fritchey/9781484211199
Que..?
Will there be a sequel to elaborate on the funny part? Anyway, Lucky to get the 7 ponts...
That book was published in 2015 and was based on SQL 2014 (not that much about indexing changed in 2016). Not sure why the site decided to change the book title like that but the graphic of the book has the correct title.

I have that book and it's indeed based on SQL 2014, not SQL 2016.

Shameless plug: you can read a review of the book over here[/url].

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