Frank''s Addition to Family
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...keep'em comming
Thanks Noel. Never says never. But if I have my way here, three's enough.
We have some recordings from my wife when she was a kid. That's incredible. I have sometimes a dictaphone with me when I play with the kids (not to say to prove my innocence to my wife when something breaks
). I just need to have some time to get it onto the PC and burn a CD from it. --
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First one is doing well, 2nd one...we shall see. Now that I've mastered the technique, all things are possible!
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Congrats Frank,
With all the posts you've put out I wasn't sure you had time for that 🙂
Four boys of my own (youngest being 10) and I can agree the time flies, really miss those first few years!!
Darrell
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Don't ask for my picture, WWF may might just publish me as "endangered species"
My Girls are 40
(I'm still enjoying the hangover from last monday 
), 12 and 9. 
One time cannot be expressed in $$ : Familytime.
Kind regards,
Johan
Johan
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I have a friend whose boss had three teenage daughters.
The stories the boss told about their antics traumatised my friend to the state that when the midwife said "it's a girl" he screamed.
As his boss said, "You've only got to worry about one prick when you have a boy, when you have a girl you have to worry about millions"!
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Congradulations Frank! I would have loved to have had more than one.
It is the old Bill Cosby saying with me: "People with one kid don't really have children. With one kid, you always know who did it." 
I hope for you no collick (sp) and sleep until morning... Farrell
I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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Well, a lot of people might wonder, how do I get the time to keep a post count that high. Let me say, I post a lot while hanging on the telephone. And some days I do a lot of this. Fortunately we don't do video-conferencing.
´Well, now after some 10 days, I'd say it's not like I expected. There is no such big chaos like I feared. Nights are short, but quiet. But that's okay. Well, no sign of collicks yet. Don't know the words in english
but her stomach seems to work well. You can hear it at times. 
And the boys seem to love her little sister.
Thanks again to everyone here!!!!
Who's next....?
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Frank Kalis
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Who's next....? Not me!
... no sign of collicks yet. Don't know the words in english ... If it is what I think you mean then it is colic (trapped wind). Wind is the gas expelled (either end). And that warm sticky feeling down your back when it's not wind, well ....
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
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Thanks, David! I can't spell worth a poop.
My son had colic and it was a living hell! That is the most blood curdling scream in the world.
I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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Well I wouldn't say mine is right or better, I always believed it was spelt colic but ...
There is a word colicky (adjective)
1 : relating to or associated with colic <colicky pain>
2 : suffering from colic <colicky babies>
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon. -
Well, today start everyday's life again. Curious what my wife will look like this afternoon
And to be honest, I don't like the first year. Many people I've met seem to love this year, but I don't.
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I'ts always a nice year if you can look back on it
Be patient, be strong and shut off your nose
Johan
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt
press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
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Yes, that's right. It's really magic how one romantically glorifies such things once they are gone.
Btw, forgot to say: Nice to know your real first name, Johan!
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During the first year your hi-fi and personal possessions are safe.
You put the baby down it stays put.
After that they follow you EVERYWHERE and get into EVERYTHING.
Blackcurrant juice in the soap draw of the washing machine whilst daddy's white shirts are being washed - check.
One son ate daddy's hearing aid batteries. Another tested the garden sheers on the sleeves of daddy's favourite rugby shirt.
Once you get a bit further you can look forward to them monopolising the TV. Whupping you on the X-box, eating you out of house and home, pinching your socks.
Oh God do I look back on that first year with nostalgia
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One son ate daddy's hearing aid batteries
One might argue, that in many cases at home a hearing aid isn't a disadvantage at all. After all you can always blame it on empty batteries when you don't want to listen to your beloved wife or kids. Envy
eating you out of house and home
Already experiencing this.
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Frank Kalis
Microsoft SQL Server MVP
Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs
My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url]
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