Isn't sys.dm_exec_query_profiles new in SQL Server 2014? I don't see it mentioned in the article and the spreadsheet indicates "no changes."
Good catch---the DMV is in the spreadsheet, but I forgot to label it with the "NEW VIEW" in the description. I will update my documentation so any future work with this is 100% correct.
Having the most accurate documentation possible is important, so thanks for your time!