December 27, 2016 at 10:21 pm
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December 28, 2016 at 5:17 am
Otherwise known as a re-boot ...
December 28, 2016 at 6:04 am
Thirty-some years ago we had a tech that fixed a hard drive problem with a hammer. The drive wasn't spinning up so he whacked it. All fixed.
December 28, 2016 at 11:50 am
Iwas Bornready (12/28/2016)
Thirty-some years ago we had a tech that fixed a hard drive problem with a hammer. The drive wasn't spinning up so he whacked it. All fixed.
The trick is knowing that special place to whack it.
December 28, 2016 at 2:41 pm
A baseball bat would work the same. See movie 'Office Space' for an example.
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December 31, 2016 at 4:31 am
There are days when a hammer would come in handy, but I usually think along the lines of a sledgehammer or something bigger. We have one server I'd like to take to the range and put out of its misery.
December 31, 2016 at 12:39 pm
If percussive maintenance doesn't fix the problem, gravitational maintenance is known to work.
Original author: https://github.com/SQL-FineBuild/Common/wiki/ 1-click install and best practice configuration of SQL Server 2019, 2017 2016, 2014, 2012, 2008 R2, 2008 and 2005.
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January 4, 2017 at 7:15 am
It is probably more theraputic than the firmware configuration fix.
Gaz
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February 20, 2017 at 2:35 pm
we all feel that way sometimes, don't we? :Whistling:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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