Byte Me: Database Migra(ine)tion

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Byte Me: Database Migra(ine)tion

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March 17, 2016 at 10:18 am

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Gary Varga SSC Guru Points: 82166 More actions · Answer 1

...because the iTunes App would be such a better choice. :unsure:

Gaz

-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!

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Gary Varga (3/23/2016)
...because the iTunes App would be such a better choice. :unsure:

The itunes would be much worse- You'd get a u2 album stuck in your head against your will with no way to remove it.

mjh 45389 SSCertifiable Points: 5706 More actions · Answer 3

I am getting database migra(ine)ation because someone keeps suggesting why no migrate to NoSQL and isn't grasping that it is a relatively small database that has taken years to evolve utilising 31 tables with queries with very complex joins. Non-database people picking up buzz words give me headaches! 🙁

Gary Varga SSC Guru Points: 82166 More actions · Answer 4

mjh 45389 (3/23/2016)
...Non-database people picking up buzz words give me headaches! 🙁

Not limited to databases. Or even IT. Headaches and migraines all round. :crying:

Gaz

-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!

Eric M Russell SSC Guru Points: 125521 More actions · Answer 5

This cartoon reminds me of that 1995 SciFi movie 'Johnny Mnemonic', which takes the concept of a 'sneakernet' to a whole new level.

http://www.wired.com/2013/03/technology-johnny-mnemonic/

"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Instead, seek what they sought." - Matsuo Basho

akljfhnlaflkj SSC Guru Points: 76202 More actions · Answer 6

akljfhnlaflkj

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March 24, 2016 at 6:47 am

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A small database then...

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 7

Steven.Grzybowski (3/23/2016)
Gary Varga (3/23/2016)
...because the iTunes App would be such a better choice. :unsure:
The itunes would be much worse- You'd get a u2 album stuck in your head against your will with no way to remove it.

Or you could get Beat Diggers "Happy Boy" or maybe even "Ding Fries are Done" stuck in your head.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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mjh 45389 SSCertifiable Points: 5706 More actions · Answer 8

SQLRNNR (3/26/2016)
Steven.Grzybowski (3/23/2016)
Gary Varga (3/23/2016)
...because the iTunes App would be such a better choice. :unsure:
The itunes would be much worse- You'd get a u2 album stuck in your head against your will with no way to remove it.
Or you could get Beat Diggers "Happy Boy" or maybe even "Ding Fries are Done" stuck in your head.

Cliff Richard or Justin Bieber would be worse! I even got a migraine thinking about it! 🙁