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Why I Created the SQL Rescue Sprint – And How It Works

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Over the past 25 years, I’ve worked with SQL Server in all kinds of environments: startups, mid-size companies, and global enterprises. And no matter the industry or infrastructure, one thing is always true:

When SQL Server slows down, everything slows down!

Reports take forever. Blocking brings processes to a halt. Deadlocks frustrate both users and developers. The CPU is maxed out, I/O is saturated – and nobody really knows why. This is when I usually get the call: “Klaus, we’ve got a problem. Can you take a look?”

The Real Problem: Too much delay, not enough clarity

What frustrates people the most isn’t just the performance issue – it’s the lack of speed and structure in solving it.

  • Traditional consulting projects take too long to start.
  • Internal teams are overwhelmed and too close to the problem.
  • Most advice is generic, not actionable.

And the worst part? You still get the invoice – even if nothing improves. That’s why I created something different.

The SQL Rescue Sprint – Fast, Focused, and Guaranteed

The SQL Rescue Sprint is a 48-hour emergency response for SQL Server performance issues.

Here’s how it works:

  1. You give me access. Remotely and securely.
  2. I investigate. Execution plans, waits, CPU pressure, indexes, query behavior.
  3. I optimize. The most critical queries and indexes get fixed immediately.
  4. You get a written action plan. With everything documented and explained.

And here’s the best part:

If you don’t see a measurable performance improvement – you don’t pay.

It’s a risk-free, result-driven solution.

Who is this for?

The SQL Rescue Sprint is ideal for:

  • Teams with urgent SQL Server issues and no time to lose
  • SaaS companies with production load and unhappy users
  • DevOps teams preparing for audits, launches or migrations
  • IT managers who just want their database to run smoothly again

Whether your environment is on-prem, virtualized or in the cloud – I’ve seen it, I’ve fixed it.

What makes this different?

There are plenty of SQL Server consultants. But the SQL Rescue Sprint is not “just consulting.” It’s:

  • 💡 Fast – 48 hours to clarity and action
  • 🧠 Expert-led – personally done by me (no junior delegation)
  • 📦 All-in – fixed price, no surprises
  • 🛡 Guaranteed – you only pay if there’s improvement

Ready to rescue your SQL Server?

🔗 Learn more and request your slot here: https://www.sql-rescue.com

Or email me directly: klaus DOT aschenbrenner AT sqlpassion DOT at

No risk. Just results.

-Klaus

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